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#1
Me and my buddies decided to get pizza from this local pizza parlor. They conned us out of our money so bad. After drinks, refills, appetizers and the actual pizza, the bill was something like $42. We got ripped off so bad, it took collectively all of our money. Well anyway, we exited the parlor and my buddy wanted to smoke a cig before we bounced. I don't let people smoke in my car, so I made him stand outside and smoke. We sat the pizza box down on the hood of the car and finished his cigarette. We took off, and as we were in traffic, we saw something fly off the hood of my car. I'm thinking, "wtf was that?" then my mexican buddy was like "DUDE OUR PIZZA!!"

I looked in the rear view mirror, and saw our pizza box hit a car, and pizza flew everywhere. My mexican buddy actually tried to steal a knife from the pizza parlor, so there was a knife in the pizza box as well. I was pissed, I wanted to eat some when we got back to my place.
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#3
do you also have an asian buddy? how about a black??




#4
Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are a new kind of crazy in the pit.
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#5
why did you have to leave so quickly? did you shit your pants there too?
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#6
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
and saw our pizza box hit a car


I'da put on some shades and quipped "Rest in pizza"
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#7
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do you also have an asian buddy? how about a black??
I can't wait until his next thread where he talks about his American Indian buddy.
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#9
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Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are a new kind of crazy in the pit.


I've seen worse.
And that ^
#10
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I'da put on some shades and quipped "Rest in pizza"

God that's cheesy.
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#14
Lmao. I have a mexican buddy, a few black ones, and an arab friend. He's like an outcast in his arab friend circle, being the only one who hangs out with white guys too lol.
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Quote by APileOfDeadCops
Lmao. I have a mexican buddy, a few black ones, and an arab friend. He's like an outcast in his arab friend circle, being the only one who hangs out with white guys too lol.

what about a gay??????




#17
Your philip pepper arent you?
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#18
What about the driver of the car which was hit by the pizza box?
Because that was probably a traumatic experience, which caused possible damage, and I know a lawyer who will take their case against you. That knife could have killed someone.

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#19
Do you have a dyke friend too for when they have a craving for **** cause they all do eventually.
#20
Quote by MinterMan22
what about a gay??????

Lets see, hes got black friends, a mexican friend, and an arab friend.
Now he needs a gay asian jewish friend with an Native American stepfather.
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#21
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
Lmao. I have a mexican buddy, a few black ones, and an arab friend. He's like an outcast in his arab friend circle, being the only one who hangs out with white guys too lol.

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#23
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This thread made me throw a pizza onto my roof.

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#24
1. $42 is all you and your collective friends money.

2. Charging you the price of things is not getting conned.

3. pls stop making threads
#27
Why the hell did you need to tell the internet this?
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#28
I just did an online Pizza order for the following:

x1 Large meatlovers Pizza
x2 Garlic breads
x1 Large chips
x3 Bottles of coke (I think that's generous considering your refills)

Came to $38 bucks. And I reckon I'm being generous at guessing what you guys had/

TS, if you and your buddies can't afford a pizza, quit smoking and save your money.
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#31
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look at the ****ing prices before you ****ing buy pizza you ****ing dumb shit

Yea... how asinine do you have to be to not look at prices(especially when it seems that you all had maybe $10-15 each, tops)?
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Your philip pepper arent you?


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#33
You should have checked the prices before buying and also put the pizza in the car. It's all your own fault TS.
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#34
Gotta love human stupidity, one of the most entertaining forms of stupidity by far. I'm talking about you.
#35
DeadCops pls.
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#36
I don't know about y'all but if I were driving I would notice a pizza box sitting right in front of me on the hood of my truck....lay off the drugs fool.
#37
Can't give us a picture of pizza but we get one of your skid mark, thanks.
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#38
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Yea... how asinine do you have to be to not look at prices(especially when it seems that you all had maybe $10-15 each, tops)?

They wouldn't tell us the prices, and they didn't tell us that refills were $3 each either!
#39
Quote by APileOfDeadCops
They wouldn't tell us the prices, and they didn't tell us that refills were $3 each either!


now you are just bullshitting.
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#40
Not even kidding, it was a family owned business. Drinks were 3 dollars, and I assumed it was free refills considering how expensive it was.
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