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I know that this movie is going to be a complete disaster when it and it's source material are practically POV porn for women. Subject matter over story and character. It's probably going to get a huge fan base from fans of book and general female audience but eligitly the movie will universally hated by male movie goers and respected movie critics alike. It will possibly flop at the box office dues to its controversial substances. What is this world coming to?
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#4
a slap on the arse isn't even softcore. and if rather young girls watch this than actual por
#5
Quote by Dirge Humani
movie not targeted at young adult white male demographic released; young adult white male demographic acts like it is the end of the world. more at 11

its not them demographic that's the problem, its going to be stupid because its a movie about sex; think of all the sophistication of stories in porn
#9
it underperformed for a lot of people. like dude, c'mon be a better movie.

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#11
IKR???!!?!?! And WHATS the deal with Justin Bieber? More like Justin Queeber, mmmmiright? HAHAAHAAAHAHHHHHAHAHA XXDDDDDDDDDD
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#12
I heard a female person on the radio (who works at the station) give it a 3/5 at max. Apparently most, if not all, of the audience was women. I think it's pretty silly really, more hype than anything else. Apparently it's kinda lame/ott at least in parts.
#13
I'm sure it will do fantastic at the box office. I don't see the fascination though. The book is a lot of actual abuse disguised as romance.
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#14
Quote by Dirge Humani
movie not targeted at young adult white male demographic released; young adult white male demographic acts like it is the end of the world. more at 11


lol'd
#16
I didn't even know there's one until yesterday they wasted five minutes of the main news for that. I'm certain there's some relevant stuff going on in the world that they didn't mention, but no, let's talk about some housewife porn instead.
#17
Quote by Bad Kharmel
its not them demographic that's the problem, its going to be stupid because its a movie about sex; think of all the sophistication of stories in porn

no one's arguing that this is gonna be the next Academy Award winning marvel of a movie.

It's not worth getting worked up about though. Who cares if a movie about something you don't wanna see is coming out. Don't watch it ffs, its that simple
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#18
Quote by Hal-Sephira
I know that this movie is going to be a complete disaster when it and it's source material are practically POV porn for women. Subject matter over story and character. It's probably going to get a huge fan base from fans of book and general female audience but eligitly the movie will universally hated by male movie goers and respected movie critics alike. It will possibly flop at the box office dues to its controversial substances. What is this world coming to?

You mean like Wolf Of Wall Street flopped a year ago?

And clearly you care enough to post about it m8.
#19
Quote by Hal-Sephira
I know that this movie is going to be a complete disaster when it and it's source material are practically POV porn for women. Subject matter over story and character. It's probably going to get a huge fan base from fans of book and general female audience but eligitly the movie will universally hated by male movie goers and respected movie critics alike. It will possibly flop at the box office dues to its controversial substances. What is this world coming to?

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#20
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IKR???!!?!?! And WHATS the deal with Justin Bieber? More like Justin Queeber, mmmmiright? HAHAAHAAAHAHHHHHAHAHA XXDDDDDDDDDD

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#21
Is Bieber still claiming to be bi?

I'd do him. He's a pretty man.
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#22
you know how much i dont care about Fifty Shades Of Grey by E.L. James? i didnt even post in this thre- ah, shit, wait a second...
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#23
PREQUEL EDIT: ^ I've been meaning to ask you where your avatar is taken from, dude.

Anyways.

The film is still better than this thread, TS.
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#25
I heard there were talks of hiring the guy who wrote the screenplay for American Psycho, only to settle for a way tamer script (written by the lady responsible for that Mary Poppins movie starring Tom Hanks) in the hopes of drawing a bigger audience. So no saucy, Lars von Trier-like bondage revolution this time around. Sorry ladies

(apparently in the second movie he's supposed to stick a finger up her p00per tho)

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#26
Meh. A shit ton of people went to see all the Transformers movies, and they sucked. Don't see why this will be any different.
#27
From what I've seen and read for the movie, it's supposed to be like porn in a movie theater, just without showing dicks and penetration. So think of it as Skinemax at the movies with a story line that's just as bad as what you see in porn.
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#28
Quote by snipelfritz
Is Bieber still claiming to be bi?

I'd do him. He's a pretty man.
snipsy bby, you've been brainwashed by his Calvin Klein ads.

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Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
It will make tons of money and in the end thats all that matters.

Look at those twilight movies.They suck ass and they kept making them all for the sole reason is that it makes money.

It quite crap for example the last Judge Dredd movie was really good but it didnt make that much money so a sequel is far from likely.
#32
Bieber is a little shit.

**** 50 shades of grey.

Who cares, I only cared enough to post this
#34
Quote by Magicant
Bieber is a little shit.
IKR???!!?!?! And WHATS the deal with 50 Shades of Grey? More like 50 Shades of Gay, mmmmiright? HAHAAHAAAHAHHHHHAHAHA XXDDDDDDDDDD
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
Quote by shwilly
I heard there were talks of hiring the guy who wrote the screenplay for American Psycho, only to settle for a way tamer script (written by the lady responsible for that Mary Poppins movie starring Tom Hanks) in the hopes of drawing a bigger audience. So no saucy, Lars von Trier-like bondage revolution this time around. Sorry ladies

(apparently in the second movie he's supposed to stick a finger up her p00per tho)


there werent talks. he actually started to write but backed out. then they attracted a former disney writer who wrote some shitty disney movie, and that's why everyone who watches this shit is either disappointed or ****ing stupid.

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IKR???!!?!?! And WHATS the deal with 50 Shades of Grey? More like 50 Shades of Gay, mmmmiright? HAHAAHAAAHAHHHHHAHAHA XXDDDDDDDDDD


seriously I'm laughing harder at this than I should


for real though. Brazzers should've made this movie, not some idiots from hollywood
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#36
yeah cuz shitty movies are a real rarity in hollywood

idgaf i have tons of free porn online


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#37
Quote by JamSessionFreak
yeah cuz shitty movies are a real rarity in hollywood

idgaf i have tons of free porn online


but do those porn movies tell your GF to get dominated by you? no they don't.
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#38
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
there werent talks. he actually started to write but backed out. then they attracted a former disney writer who wrote some shitty disney movie, and that's why everyone who watches this shit is either disappointed or ****ing stupid.


seriously I'm laughing harder at this than I should


for real though. Brazzers should've made this movie, not some idiots from hollywood



no Kink should have.

lmao @ brazzers. bunch of dorks.
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#39
Quote by smittyanthrax
It quite crap for example the last Judge Dredd movie was really good but it didnt make that much money so a sequel is far from likely.

Karl Urban has been trying to get it funded since the beginning of last year at least, so I'm telling you there's a chance.

Personally I'd like to see a Batman/Dredd crossover like the comic, could essentially shoehorn modern Batman fans into the Judge Dredd fanbase.
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#40
I probably have and probably will see worse movies in theaters. I saw Eragon in theaters, so I think I can handle just about anything
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