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#2
that pic tho


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
If only I could be one of those bears and somebody I liked was the other bear and they asked me to be their valentine's
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#4
What is this 'nice' of which you speak?

I have 3 settings: sarcastic, trying and failing to be funny, and off.
#5
I don't wanna sound like a homo, but I love bears

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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#8
Saying nice things to people is for pussies
Valentines day is for pussies
If I had some pussy I probably wouldn't be saying any of these things
I have nothing important to say
#9
I shall be watching 50 shades of grey with a friend
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#10
fuck valentines day. but pic in OP is 10/10
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#12
i'm gonna be lonely and get drunk alone all day and listen to the Ergs.

alone.

actually, i'll probably just sleep late, get a haircut, then play Majora's Mask if it shows up tomorrow.

alone.
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#13
Other than having a valentine this year, I have a cold...
"Being honest may not get you a lot of friends, but it'll always get you the right ones."
#14
he makes yr heart skip
i make an exit

he makes a real good boyfriend
i make the long drive home

& im the one who's whishing that i could make you mine

...but he's the one you'll be making out with tonight~




#15
Quote by MinterMan22
he makes yr heart skip
i make an exit

he makes a real good boyfriend
i make the long drive home

& im the one who's whishing that i could make you mine

...but he's the one you'll be making out with tonight~

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#17
& i still dream of you at night
and wake up to your goodbye

& i still wanna find a way
~☆~to get you here to stay~☆~


& i


i dont wanna be here without you

i dont wanna be here without you


~♡~i dont wanna be alone tonight~♡~




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Feb 13, 2015,
#19
Wait wot, v day is the 14th? Thought it was 13th.

Aw mannnn, but I've already watched 10TIHAY yesterday.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#20
I'm hoping to score some acid because acid **** yeah.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#22
We are Pit users, of course we don't have Valentine dates (or girlfriends).

Oh wait, I do
Quote by slapsymcdougal
You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
Quote by slapsymcdougal
Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#23
Single at the moment, so it's just an ordinary day for me. I wish all the couples out there a happy V-day though.
#25
Single this Valentine's day, although, I think I'm enjoying it more. The only time I ever actually had to acknowledge Valentine's day when I was in a relationship was just crap, because she pretty much said if I didn't get her flowers she'd leave me.

So I bought her flowers....


2 weeks later she left me.


I think I'll stick with sharing the day with my newly constructed mini-bar
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#26
Ahh, Valentines day. That magical time when restaurants make a ****ton of money by putting on a restricted menu, and charging an extra £20 quid for it.

I'm really glad I'm a charmless **** sometimes.
#28
Quote by ultimate-slash
It's officially the 14th over here, so say something nice to someone.

This is for you, BFF!






Thanks for the "bear hug" bff.

Gonna have a nice romantic night with the wife at a tenacious d concert
#30
Yeah, what's soo happy about it?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
my grandma always sends heart shaped japanese chocolates to us.

japanese chocolate is really bad but she is really sweet, so I engorge my self in the unique awfulness of it.
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#35
I'm having a movie night with 2 girls at the same time and a lot of booze.

Needless to say I'm hoping for a threesome.
Needless to say I'll end up alone
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#36
Quote by theguitarist
my grandma always sends heart shaped japanese chocolates to us.

japanese chocolate is really bad but she is really sweet, so I engorge my self in the unique awfulness of it.

woke up to chocolates gf left for me but the box was super misleading. i waited 3 hours to open up this son of a bitch and destroy this chocolate and then only 5 little chocolates were in this rather impressive heart shaped box. now im gonna go buy chocolates and pretend they arent for myself because i am a sad little man
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