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#6
I am the real Evan
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#7
I am Evan of The Evan Garcias.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
No, I am Evan!

Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#15
Wont the real slim Evan please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#16
Quote by cha33 armstrong
Wont the real slim Evan please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up


What about fat Evan?

#Yesallevans
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#18
Quote by i_lovemetallica
What about fat Evan?

#Yesallevans

Fat Evan has trouble getting up
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#19
Don't be mean to Evan. He's a nice boy.

Gary, you're a derelict.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#21
I'd tell you, but that would ruin the mystery.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#24
I might...

I might...even get really amped having awesome money
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#25
evan was very mean to john yesterday


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
^Sounds like the name of a band I wouldn't necessarily enjoy listening to.

"Hello, we are Evan was very mean to john yesterday and this next song is called You took my heart and scratched your name in it with your lies! 1-2-3-4- RAAAAAAH *breakdown*"
#27
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words.
#28
Quote by JamSessionFreak
evan was very mean to john yesterday


evan is always very mean to john
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
john should 1 v 1 evan irl tho im unsure how close they live to eachother


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#32
Quite far
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#33
lame. thanks a lot evan


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#34
I think that when I get home from work, I'm gonna spend my entire evaning trying to find out who this evan is.
#35
I mean, seriously, guys, what are we coming to?
there used to be good OC in the UG forums. We used to be creative!
Now, it seems like the traffic is low, and we can't evan keep a decent thread rolling long enough to drown out crap like this thread.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#36
lol harvey's just mad cuz he wants evan's cawk


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#38
Quote by ultimate-slash
For all we know he doesn't evan have a ****.


who? me or evan?
hmmm?
**** you up the arse you over wise ****
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#39
sorry, jk i didnt mean it i love all UGers
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#40
Quote by Harvey Swick
who? me or evan?
hmmm?

I was talking about Evan. I'm sure you have a very nice penis!

**** you up the arse you over wise ****

Who? Me or Evan?
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