#1
OK so the terrible English and nonsensical nature of the spam that is so prevalent on the forums is usually pretty funny to read but this one just takes the cake imo

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1670551
#2
I'm still thinking that one adbot that got stickied to the top is still best. Can't remember what it said, but I remember it was something poetic.
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#5
By posting a link to this adbot's services, you are advertising them and therefore the banhammer has your name on it.
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#6
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Wow somehow this made it to the UG homepage
I forget how the time frame works, but all threads made do. Even if they don't get replies.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Fun penis vacations? Count me in!
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#8
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Fun penis vacations? Count me in!

Does it need a vacation from all the sword fighting?

I don't know what's happening to me, but all my posts seem to reference penises nowadays.
#11



can't even look at it without laughing


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#12
Went through a phase for about a moth or two where I loved spam, not I think it's kinda gross.
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#13
Yeah, same. Loved it as a kid, can't even smell it without dry-heaving a bit now.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#14
Yeah, but I can imagine you getting sick of it. It's probably the only meat people can afford behind the iron curtain
#15
Wow, that's ignorant. We can also afford canned pork.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#16
When you say "pork", are you in reality talking about canned capitalist pig? Because I can imagine cannibalism being a thing.
#17
Only when bear steals potato barrel.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
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can't even look at it without laughing

i think Hormel should adopt a spam campaign to promote SPAM.
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