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#1
I'm desperate(chris) to find a way to mod my PC, so I can use a dildo attachment that rams one home everytime I make a multi.

Does anybody have any advice/know anything about dildo mods?
#2
cool story bro
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#3
Thought this was gonna be a thread about dildo modification.

Very disappointed, 0/10 thread.
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#4
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Thought this was gonna be a thread about dildo modification.

Very disappointed, 0/10 thread.


Yup, when i first saw thread,i thought it was about modding dildos
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#5
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Thought this was gonna be a thread about dildo modification.

Very disappointed, 0/10 thread.

Yea, I was hoping to mod several of my dildos this week, and was looking for inspiration.

I am disappoint.
#6
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Neat.
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Thought this was gonna be a thread about dildo modification.
Me too.

I am not disappointed by the matter in discussion, I am disappointed by TS' effort.
Name's Luca.

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I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
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#9
Ffs, now I'm stuck using my lame old dildo's until I find some other place that has any good modding tips.
#11
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If you want to mod your dildo use hot sauce as lube you fags
I can only imagine how the farts are gonna be.
Name's Luca.

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I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
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#13
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I don't think hot sauce is a mod


Yes, it's merely an accessory.
#15
What about a dildo that spooges hot sauce?
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#16
That would be hot...
Name's Luca.

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#17
Lomnt's mom owes me money. I dont normaly take money for sex, but i wouldnt put my penis in her for free.
#19
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Lomnt's mom owes me money. I dont normaly take money for sex, but i wouldnt put my penis in her for free.

#20
can we try stay on the topic of dildo modifications please
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#21
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What about a dildo that spooges hot sauce?

On second thought, this would just be a bottle of hot sauce.
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#22
Well you could argue that a bottle of hot sauce is infact just a modded dildo
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#23
hi hello I'm looking to mod my dildo into a solar powered dildo. how do?

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#24
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hi hello I'm looking to mod my dildo into a solar powered dildo. how do?

it's very simple you just remove the battery and solder in a solar panel

you will probably have to use it outside though
#25
i was thinking of adding a turbo-drive
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#26
Hey OP next time you create a multi can you start a thread about modding our fleshlights?
#27
Dildo modification is serious business
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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#28
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it's very simple you just remove the battery and solder in a solar panel

you will probably have to use it outside though
Yeah. It's not bad, but I hear it reduces the vibration a bit. I guess it's ok if you don't mind adding a little extra friction.
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#29
Nah just use the technology from the shake lights to power the vibrator.... It lasts 10,000 hours and is enviormentally freindly
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#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Yeah. It's not bad, but I hear it reduces the vibration a bit. I guess it's ok if you don't mind adding a little extra friction.


oh I'm the no lube required kind

but I suppose I will need sunblock

thank you for the useful advice all!

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#32
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Nah just use the technology from the shake lights to power the vibrator.... It lasts 10,000 hours and is enviormentally freindly


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#33
EMG has an 18v mod, I heard. Probably a stronger vibration.
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#34
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EMG has an 18v mod, I heard. Probably a stronger vibration.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#35
I hear OP's mother has a dildo modded for an extra 500 horsepower.

Here's a real dildo mod for ya.

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yeah you don't really get anywhere to begin with, and then there's the thing of not hitting things the right way

you get the difference between just plain old stimulation, which is can be done just getting some fingers up there and pressing the right button and then there's actually the in-out movement which doesn't do much for a lot of people it seems. toys are nice with the former so you don't get wrist cramp.


just shoving a vibrating thing on the right spot and lying around doing nothing else to yourself is pretty sweet though.
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#36
You don't really need to mod your dildo, pleasure comes from your hands not from any gear.
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#37
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You don't really need to mod your dildo, pleasure comes from your hands not from any gear.

To paraphrase one of my favorite films "Women who experience sexual gratification through mechanical assistance often experience guilt."
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#38
Quote by Most_Triumphant
You don't really need to mod your dildo, pleasure comes from your hands not from any gear.
That's what she wants you to believe. But deep inside (lol), she is sexually unsatisfied.

Stop the oppression. Give her the satisfaction she craves. Use Trojan Ecstasy Condoms modified dildos.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 17, 2015,
#39
*ahem*


It's not big, or clever... err... but I am proud of what I did to the OP
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#40
Quote by MegaEvilChris
I'm desperate(chris) to find a way to mod my PC, so I can use a dildo attachment that rams one home everytime I make a multi.

Does anybody have any advice/know anything about dildo mods?
Your best bet would be to replace the CD drive with a circut board and add an adjustment at the end to put the dildo on. Then it's just a matter of bumping up the ejection speed and function to match every time you sign up to UG.

The hard part is finding a way to place it so that it goes directly into your anus.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 17, 2015,
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