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Britain's first small penis party set for March 7.


A man has organised Britain's first "small penis party" in an effort to make people celebrate, in his own words: "tiny todgers, compact cocks, wee willies, mini members, and dinky dicks."

Ant Smith, 48, who has been married for 17 years, told i100.co.uk that he struggled for a long time to come to terms with the size of his penis, which, at four inches when erect, is smaller than average.


That poor woman. Or, good for her. I dunno.
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This made me feel better about myself.
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In the US we just call it the Republican Party.
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#4
Very brave of SMH07 to go public like this.
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#5
More like Bant Smith amirite
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#6
Four inches? Not even a micropenis.
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In the US we just call it the Republican Party.



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Four inches? Not even a micropenis.


Yup. The average is like 5 inches. He should be replaced by some asian with a 2 incher.
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I originally had written "UGers."


good pun

Quote by snipelfritz
In the US we just call it the Republican Party.


good zinger


good thread

four stars
#16
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oh great, another party I'm not invited to

Don't worry, bud, Britain's a long way but I'm sure Pennsylvania will host one soon.
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#17
Quote by WCPhils
oh great, another party I'm not invited to

Doesn't mean you wouldn't crash it.
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#20
Does the guest with the smallest win a prize or something?


Quote by Emperor's Child
Four inches? Not even a micropenis.

Don't they use centimeters over in the Uk land? Or is inches the universal unit for penis measuring?
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Quote by snipelfritz
In the US we just call it the Republican Party.

zing bap pow right in the kisser
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#24
you're gonna wanna know about this
cha33 armstrong will be attending
very brave of smh07 to go public like this
I'm sure PA will host one soon
Doesn't mean you wouldn't crash it.
#25
Where can I sign up?


I mean, not for me personally - a friend wants to know. Really, I swear.
#27
Sigh, just another party i wont be invited to just because i have a giant dick
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#28
I can go and gloat about having a penis within a standard deviation of the mean.
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cha33 armstrong will be attending.

you know why?

cos he has a small penis

Does not stop your hot sistercousin having a ride
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle