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#1
http://aboveaverage.com/2015/02/21/quiz-what-kind-of-racism-are-you/

Result: You're Casual Racism!

You ask people of color "But no, like, where are you FROM?" And you still think that Mike Brown getting shot "wasn't about race." It's SO unfair that you're not allowed to say the n-word, so to make yourself feel better, go pick up some of those Cherokee-print bralets from Forever 21! #thuglife
#3
every single one of those questions I wanted to put 'none of the above'.

got in denial racism which is what I expected given the choices you had to select from lol.

"But I have black friends!" you're definitely saying right now."

I don't have any friends you asshole
#6
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#7
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every single one of those questions I wanted to put 'none of the above'.

You don't lock your car doors in a bad neighborhood? Have fun letting the nig.. I mean criminals steal your stuff.
#8
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You don't lock your car doors in a bad neighborhood? Have fun letting the nig.. I mean criminals steal your stuff.


my doors are locked everywhere 'cause I'm not dumb.
#9
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You don't lock your car doors in a bad neighborhood? Have fun letting the nig.. I mean criminals steal your stuff.
I'm way too ignorant to know what a bad neighborhood looks like. :/

But like if there's a shady guy approaching near the car, that's when I lock the doors. My mom said she did that one time and that they actually tried opening the door for some reason. Then the light turned green and she drove off.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
What are with these answers, they all sound terrible

Like why is being drunk and Rick James an answer to whether you lock your doors in a "bad" neighbor hood or not. (I get that it's reference to the Chappelle Show)
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#11
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every single one of those questions I wanted to put 'none of the above'.

got in denial racism which is what I expected given the choices you had to select from lol.

"But I have black friends!" you're definitely saying right now."

I don't have any friends you asshole


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#12
On the Think of a person question and now I can't stop imagining Harry Truman using a rotary phone.

Am I now a racist?


Edit: I got in denial, which I guess is better than being a super racist or something.
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#13
I got casual

Most of those answers seemed like pretty loaded questions anyway.
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#14
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The amount of time brad must spend doing things ironically must be staggering

I hear he supports football teams ironically
#15
I got 'in denial'.
Joke's on the person who made this thing though, I don't even have any black friends!
#16
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
On the Think of a person question and now I can't stop imagining Harry Truman using a rotary phone.

Am I now a racist?


Edit: I got in denial, which I guess is better than being a super racist or something.

Here's a hair.
There's a hair.
Where is Harry Truman?
He's dead in the ground.
Dead in the ground.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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#17
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On the Think of a person question and now I can't stop imagining Harry Truman using a rotary phone.

Am I now a racist?


When I hear 'think of a person' I always get an image of a pair of cartoon eyes with a sunset in the background.

This specific shot is from a generic documentary on Islam I had to watch in 9th grade geography class.

don't know why.
#18
a colored person probably wrote that quiz
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#19
Made me think of that episode of King of the Hill where Hank fails an internet racist test and everyone thinks he's a racist.
#20
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You don't lock your car doors in a bad neighborhood? Have fun letting the nig.. I mean criminals steal your stuff.

No, I just go faster and run red lights.
#21
If you fill in everything in a non-racist way you get "in denial". There is just no way out of this.
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#22
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If you fill in everything in a non-racist way you get "in denial". There is just no way out of this.

No shit, Sherlock. Most people figured that out by question 2 at the latest.
#23
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If you fill in everything in a non-racist way you get "in denial". There is just no way out of this.


Then just own up to your racism, racist.
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#24
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Then just own up to your racism, racist.

I distinctly remember "hottentotten" being mentioned in the football thread by him.

#colonialwanker
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#25
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I distinctly remember "hottentotten" being mentioned in the football thread by him.

#colonialwanker

It is the name of a group of people in South Africa... Well or Khoikhoi if you like that more.

edit: yeah it is not acceptable in south africa to say that anymore. Sorry. I don't know, it's like calling native americans indians.
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#27
Ich habe es nicht gewusst.
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#29
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Ich habe es nicht gewusst.


uitgelegd
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#30
If we can't say Hottentotten then that kind of destroys the longest dutch word: hottentottententententoonstelling.

edit: That actually isn't the longest word but whatever.
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#32
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some kind of Dutch craft beer?

Nah hottentottententexposition.
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#33
Whilst we're on the subject. I find the term 'dirtmugger' particularly offensive and discriminatory.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#34
Then stop mugging people and beating up horses.
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#35
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Then stop mugging people and beating up horses.


Never mugged anyone in my life m9
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#36
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If we can't say Hottentotten then that kind of destroys the longest dutch word: hottentottententententoonstelling.

What about 'autobandenventieldopjesfabrieksdirecteursassistente' though?
Longest word in the dictionary is 'meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornissen' apparently.

Although you could of course make words as long as you want to in Dutch. We know no limit.
#37
Didn't complete.

Questions too stupid.
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#39
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What about 'autobandenventieldopjesfabrieksdirecteursassistente' though?
Longest word in the dictionary is 'meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornissen' apparently.

Although you could of course make words as long as you want to in Dutch. We know no limit.

Like my edit said. It is not. But I remember people saying when I was little that it was the longest word.
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#40
I was expecting this quiz to be written like how an SJW would write it and be extremely butthurt towards the responses I gave.

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