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#1
'cause I've been asked this by a younger (15y/o and I'm 18y/o) girl who seems to be pretty into me and I'm curious what you would have done.

I personally said no, that she would have to inspire me first, and she seemed not amused.
She's been trying to impress me since and I am in turn not amused by that.

Yeah, anyway, what would have you done?
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#3
Yeah but she seemed to be into me before and she seems to be into me now as well.
I mean I could be mistaken, but the fact that she asked me that isn't the reason why I'm saying she's likely into me.
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#4
Probably wouldn't

But if I did i'd write a 3-4 chord apreggiated chord progression, because not like they'd know **** all about guitar and it'd sound dark and mysterious and i'd make up a story about how they influenced it and how it came from the heart then we'd get married and i'd reveal later on i stole it from randy rhoades or something and we'd get divorced and the kids from the marriage would grow up to be ghetto hoodlums or something

idk.
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#5
I probably wouldn't write a song for a 15 yo girl that was into me, and to a lesser extent anybody that was into me and I didn't share those feelings with.

But to a far greater extent I'd write a song for nobody because I don't make music.
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#6
write a Positively 4th Street-esque song.

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You’d know what a drag it is
To see you
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#7
I'd write a song about how they asked you to write them a song
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#8
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#12
write a death metal song and when she says she doesn't like it, i fling my guitar at her and fly away with my cape flapping in the wind
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#13
Oh yea, I forgot. First thing I'd do is put on my robe and wizard hat.
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#15
I'd take it as a challenge.
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#16
I'd try to write her a song
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#18
pls dont have secks i'd b rape m8


other wise i wood just rip off a anal **** song or somtin
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#19
Depends on how much she knows about music. Assuming not much I'd just do a cheesy C Am G F chord progression and some over cliché lyrics
#20
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Or this

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I'd tell her to write her own damn song.
Or this.

Maybe a combo of all three.
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'cause I've been asked this by a younger (15y/o and I'm 18y/o) girl who seems to be pretty into me and I'm curious what you would have done.

I personally said no, that she would have to inspire me first, and she seemed not amused.
She's been trying to impress me since and I am in turn not amused by that.

Yeah, anyway, what would have you done?

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#23
On a serious note, wubs. Sick wubs
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#24
I'd make a song about all the girls who asked me the same question.
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#25
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Anyway, I wouldn't. Not because she's younger or whatnot, but because I wouldn't want to write something just because some girl asked me to. If she wants a song to be written about her, she has to give me a reason to, and begging isn't a valid reason.
#26
I'd take her to my car and yeah and never write her a song cause I'm not some 14 year old emo boy.
#27
Two ways to go. Take it as a songwriting challenge, and take a crack at a great love song as a personal project. Or two, say no. I mean, if it's supposed to be meaningful, they shouldn't DEMAND one - you'd just write one and present it.

It's like sending someone a nice gesture, after they ask you to do so. Then it's not really a nice gesture, is it? <.<
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#28
TS, here are some lyrics you might like to use:

"You asked me to write you a song
So this is the one I wrote
It's gonna have all kinds of words
But not yet, cos this is just the first verse

This is your song
I wrote it just for you
So suck my balls

Now we're at the second verse
I haven't had much time to rehearse
So I forgot which chords I'm using
And I'll just pretend I meant to stop

(chorus)

Third verse now, not as many different words as I'd hoped
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That was a pretty good one, right?
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#29
I'd tell her I can't read.
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#30
If a 15 yr old asked me to write a song for her I'd probably go to jail
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#33
Just play her a Gin Blossoms song. She'll probably dig it and have no freaking clue who they are, since they were famous for one summer like 8 years before she was born.
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#34
Either something like 'Positively 4th street' or something in a 'The Lady Is A Tramp' kind of style.
Or I'd write something cacophonic in a genre that she dislikes.

But most likely I'd stare at her and start laughing crazily in a way that makes her feel terribly uncomfortable (one of the few things I'm very good at), then I'd leave without saying a word and ignore her for two to three weeks. And just when she gets over it, I'll suddenly appear with a guitar and she'd get excited, but all I'd do would be playing a cover of Dylan's 'Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat' and then I'd change my name and move to another country to leave her baffled and confused.
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#35
you're a cunt

you're a cunt

you're an entitled, annoying, selfish, big fat cunt

you my friend are

a

cuuuuunt

just wrote it now
#36
I don't waste my time doing any art that I'm not compelled to do. It's a waste of time. If she drew one out of me then she would get one. This is nothing personal against any girl, just that I like deeper shit than the whole "ooo baby I love you" trip.

#37
Instead of Tom Waits' I Hope I Don't Fall in Love With You, write I Hope You Don't Fall in Love With Me.
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#38
I wouldn't probably even play anything if some random girl, no matter how pretty, would asked me.
Did I look like ****ing jukebox?

Although there's one girl that I could outwrite a ****ing Mozart, Bach and Beethoven for her.
#39
If a girl asks you that, you do it. It's a good chance to exercise your creativity, and hopefully also to exercise your wiener. OR write a song for a girl before she asks you to, then play it for her and your wiener will most certainly be exercised, if the song is good, of course.
#40
I'd write an instrumental and name it after her sister.
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