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#1
Who wants to be #100?

Send me a request and post here as to why you deserve the position.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#3
I don't deserve it but I will take it.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
dibs
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
Because we have 7 friends in common and one of them is Reisgar and he spoke pretty positively about you.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
nOOO.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#8
Because you're a total brotato.

Actually, how are we not friends yet?
Quote by MakinLattes
I'd kill you and wear your skin.
Quote by Siv During Livh
To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#9
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Because we have 7 friends in common and one of them is Reisgar and he spoke pretty positively about you.


We play music together. He's a cool guy.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#10
I posted a picture of Gaga's butt for you in that Gaga thread
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#11
Quote by JustRooster
We play music together. He's a cool guy.
I miss the guy. According to him, he only comes online once every 4 or 5 months and the first thing he sees is always one of my posts. I'm not sure whether to be flattered or ashamed.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
do you have an application form or something?

that's how you get friends right?
#13
This is weird.
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#14
Oh no it looks like you've only got 98 now.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#15
Quote by Rossenrot
Why do you deserve to be my 3rd friend


i don't know why i feel so dry
#16
ayyy lmao




#18
I accepted Muffin, Burgery, and Joshua. I'll let you three decide who was 100.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#19
You have 99 friends but I ain't one
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#20
According to this:



It was me.
Not that I'd expect anything less.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
That doesn't show or prove anything.

In fact, since you're in the middle, that seems to imply that you were not 100
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
It goes in order of most recent activity.
Someone unfriended him after making this thread, so he was at 98.
muffinduck was #99.
Joshua Garcia was #100.
Burg was #101.
eGraham was just sitting there with no friends.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
But I have friends
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
Quote by eGraham
But I have friends
Name 15.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Name 15.

You monster
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
Quote by eGraham
You monster


Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
Quote by metal4eva_22
The amount of UG friends you have is inversely proportional to the amount of IRL friends you have.


on the contrary
i don't know why i feel so dry
#31
Quote by metal4eva_22
The amount of UG friends you have is inversely proportional to the amount of IRL friends you have.


Your UG profile picture is the pokemon equivalent of an Affliction T-shirt and white Oakley shades.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
Last edited by JustRooster at Feb 23, 2015,
#33
Quote by metal4eva_22
The amount of UG friends you have is inversely proportional to the amount of IRL friends you have.

Oh dear.

I have 113 friends on UG.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#35
Quote by metal4eva_22
The amount of UG friends you have is inversely proportional to the amount of IRL friends you have.

i think the amount of ug friends you have is a good indicator of how many real friends you have.
#36
Quote by So-Cal
i think the amount of ug friends you have is a good indicator of how many real friends you have.



/wrists
#37
im #100 obviously
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#38
I don't see the point in UG friends, I don't ever visit my profile anyways...why bother?

just looked at it for the first time in ages, I guess 5000 people looked, so that surprised me. most of my friends are never logging on any more.
Last edited by Tempoe at Feb 24, 2015,
#39
Quote by Tempoe
I don't see the point in UG friends, I don't ever visit my profile anyways...why bother?

just looked at it for the first time in ages, I guess 5000 people looked, so that surprised me. most of my friends are never logging on any more.
Don't mind me. Im just over here with 15,208 views.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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