#1
post yours here

this is mine:

slapjax28 3 years ago
O...K the show is over know rachael in your contract it states any ass shaking the producer which is me with the 7 inch salaimi cock . has the right to ram your great ass and you will scream delight when i pull out and erupt my cream all over your ass cheeks


will also accept comments from giada de laurentiis vids for example:

Underdog263 5 years ago
Giada De Laurentiis is very gorgous but she does not have any buttocks? She does have some very nice breast. And her body has gone through some normal child bearing changes. Cellulite at her lower buttocks & hips,scarring on lower abdomen or stretched out vagina,"Episiotomy",perineum etc.


alright lets go




#3
My parents used to be friends with her and I probably could have ****ed her when I was like 16 srs
#4
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SmittyHeWasNumber1 4 years ago
She is so beautiful.Cute and sexy,great curvy figure that would make you drool for hours.Sexy arms too,when she cooks I stare at her beautiful arms.If she came out in a magazine wearing a revealing bikini,I would pay any amount for it.




#5
I don;t know who these people are, so I went to google for advice.

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#6
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I don;t know who these people are, so I went to google for advice.




some kind of sub-par US version of Nigella Lawson as far as I can tell.


edit:

hmm.



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#9
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some kind of sub-par US version of Nigella Lawson as far as I can tell.


edit:

hmm.




When I started at uni, there was a chick in all my classes who looked a lot like Nigella.

I got knocked back.
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#11
also every picture of her has her doing that grin. gets kinda creepy.
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#14
" I'd like to put some of my baby gravy on both Rachael Ray & Ricki Lake's big buns. We'll start with a hard sausage in 2 warm pies, stir to marinade & glaze warm buns. That's todays 30 min meal."
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#16
oh dear.
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#18
that is a perplexing ass.


like we should be conducting research on that ass to see what makes it tick.
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#22
Quote by The4thHorsemen
She annoys the hell out of me with her stupid catchphrases.





But I forgive her.

penguinsl 6 years ago
in reply to klundle
I wouldn't dare let her sit on my face. I can't believe how huge her ass is. It is a monster of an ass. Do realize how long it would take her to wipe her ass. I don't think she can reach her ass to wipe it. Can you imagine how long it would take someone to kiss her bare ass all over?




#23
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I volunteer.

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#24
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You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?



you wouldn't hit a gal with glasses would ya?