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One day when I was a senior, I was late to school as always. I was walking to class, somebody came out of a classroom with a toy grenade. He gives it to me and says something like, "hey, you should toss this in that classroom and see what happens" followed by something like "don't question it, just do it." Without hesitation, I tossed the grenade into the classroom so the teacher would have to pick it up. Turns out, the mayor was in there about to talk to the class.. The teacher yelled at me and made me come in and pick it up, but he then escorted me to the principal's office, where I was then expelled and arrested. My grandpa bailed me out four hours later, and I was then told I was facing a Class D felony for possession of a hoax device. Since I was only 17, I went to juvenile court, where I got 30 hours community service.

Anyway whats the most trouble you've ever been in?
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One day when I was a senior


Wait, you're not still in highschool or middle school?
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#3
One time I gave this total douchebag a fake grenade to throw into a classroom and he did it
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#5
I'm pretty shocked by that honestly


And didn't read the whole post before that and I don't believe a word of it after I had.
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#6
I set fire to a bin at school and got in trouble for that.

Also I printed off pics of this kids face across all the classrooms at school and got in trouble for that too.

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#7
JFC pizza you even ditched a toy grenade.(should have used a paint grenade too)


I stole a kids gameboy in 7th grade and got suspended for three days.
#8
I was 15, public drinking in town with mates on a Saturday afternoon. Got drunk... was on my way to catch a bus home. Needed a piss, but didn't have enough change to pay to use a public bathroom and afford my bus home, but didn't want to terrorise any kids by pissing on a street corner like a tramp... so I vaulted the wall of what looked to me to be a disused stairwell to an old/derelict building and pissed there out of sight of any innocent eyes.

Turned out it was actually the fire escape for a police station and they caught me on camera climbing the fence. I climbed back over and was greeted by a herd of police officers. Ended up hand-cuffed and stuffed in the back of a van - they thought I was on drugs (could tell I was inebriated, didn't think I'd have managed to climb the wall if I was drunk) and trying to steal evidence. Spent the evening in a cell. Not my finest moment.
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I was walking to class, somebody came out of a classroom with a toy grenade. He gives it to me and says something like, "hey, you should toss this in that classroom and see what happens" followed by something like "don't question it, just do it." Without hesitation, I tossed the grenade into the classroom so the teacher would have to pick it up.


What the hell made you think this was a good idea
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#10
Is this when you developed the idea of ditching things to run away from your problems?
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What the hell made you think this was a good idea

I thought it would be funny. Also I didn't know the mayor was in there.
#12
I've never been caught
O.K.

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I've never been caught

Also this would be my answer, worst trouble I ever got into was loitering and they just told me to leave when I went to court for it.
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Also this would be my answer, worst trouble I ever got into was loitering and they just told me to leave when I went to court for it.



eh, wtf?
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eh, wtf?

Was the second time I'd gotten in trouble for it so the cop said I had to go to court for it.
Was also like 13 so that might have had to do with it too, idk.

Wasn't even loitering, stopped to say hi to people we knew and were only standing the a couple minutes.
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#18
I got detention in music class for intentionally blaring my trombone.

Never went to detention; teacher totally forgot
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#20
I never got in a trouble (never got any sort of detention or anything) cuz I was actually a good child and my parents didn't raise me to be shit.

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I set fire to a bin at school and got in trouble for that.

A kid at my school got expelled for that. Kinda lame since he was pretty well-liked and was an amazing breakdancer.
#21
Once I rolled a lunch room brownie into a fake piece of crap and left it in the gym locker room. Guess what?!

Locker room closed due to, "BIOHAZARD!!" No PE class today. :rock:
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A kid at my school got expelled for that. Kinda lame since he was pretty well-liked and was an amazing breakdancer.


he should have danced his way out of it

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#23
Didn't you leave The Pit because everyone is mean to you?
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#24
I never got caught for the things I did. I planned them out and was careful. Only morons get caught.

I don't believe the TS' story.
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I never got in a trouble (never got any sort of detention or anything) cuz I was actually a good child and my parents didn't raise me to be shit.


Wow, peaked in high school eh?

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Your teacher must look something like this after that grenade.





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I got detention in music class for intentionally blaring my trombone


Is that what you kids call it these days? Never in public. D:
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That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

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#28
Like with the law? Fined for having a joint.

Like in school and/or with parents? Punching some other kid in the stomach when he almost broke my glasses by pulling them off of my head.

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#30
In school?

Pissy little shoving match with a mate escalated; I thumped him in the face. He had braces, so it pretty well shredded the inside of his mouth.

With the law?

Never been caught.
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#31
i got detention for playing chess on my graphing calculator with someone else. the other guy didn't get caught...
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#32
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Was the second time I'd gotten in trouble for it so the cop said I had to go to court for it.
Was also like 13 so that might have had to do with it too, idk.

Wasn't even loitering, stopped to say hi to people we knew and were only standing the a couple minutes.


>arrested for standing
>freedom

wtf
#34
Snuck out with my girlfriend beginning of senior year and was caught by the cops.
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#35
I'm still convinced that you're not accidentally this much of a prat.

You just seem to really know how to anger people and make them dislike you.
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#36
i don't get caught, but when i do i either bullshit my way out, or get lucky.

long story short, i once told a teacher to **** off when she tried confiscating my phone after school hours as i was heading to the parking lot to leave.

because the teacher had no one to back up her claim, and because i had never gotten caught doing anything else, i was given a long speech about disrespect and "how serious" this was.

then i was given an hour of detention, which i served during my free period hanging out with my cute art teacher.

also, TS sux. go away.
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#37
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One day when I was a senior, I was late to school as always. I was walking to class, somebody came out of a classroom with a toy grenade. He gives it to me and says something like, "hey, you should toss this in that classroom and see what happens" followed by something like "don't question it, just do it." Without hesitation, I tossed the grenade into the classroom so the teacher would have to pick it up. Turns out, the mayor was in there about to talk to the class.. The teacher yelled at me and made me come in and pick it up, but he then escorted me to the principal's office, where I was then expelled and arrested. My grandpa bailed me out four hours later, and I was then told I was facing a Class D felony for possession of a hoax device. Since I was only 17, I went to juvenile court, where I got 30 hours community service.

Anyway whats the most trouble you've ever been in?
See, it's things like this why we think you're trolling. Because it's almost as if you're begging to be called a dick.

OT: I've never been in any trouble.

Closest I got was when I was hanging around behind the school and a cop car was passing by as I was about to leave. They pulled over and told me to stand still and they started searching me because, apparently, one cop thought he saw me throw something and assumed it was drugs. After checking my hands, they realized their mistake and I went on about my day.

Another time was when I was sort of spit on (not full wads, but like, sprinkles. I don't think it was intentional), so I jokingly spit back (sprinkles as well) and got sent to detention for one day.
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#38
At school, I just got a few detentions for being late. I had trouble waking up at 7 AM regularly.

Elsewhere, the police have told me stop hosting parties wherein underage people would drink alcohol but never got into any real trouble with that.

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