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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RltIUKEpukg

"7 simple rules for a life in hiding:
One, never trust a cop in a raincoat.
Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love; each is temporary and quick to sway.
Three, when asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks. He will not ask you again.
Four and five, never give your real name and if ever told to look at yourself, never look.
Six, never say or do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.
And seven, never create anything. It will be misinterpreted. It will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life. And it will never change."

For those that don't know: This is from a movie about Bob Dylan called 'I'm not there'.
The original text is from a longer poem Dylan wrote in 1964 called 'Advice for Geraldine on her miscellaneous birthday'.
I think he pretty much hit the nail on the head (especially concerning his own situation shortly afterwards, when turned to rock'n'roll), but what do you think?
Which rules would you add?
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#2
1 simple rule for life in hiding:
Don't get caught
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Quote by Irondevil
1 simple rule for life in hiding:
Don't get caught

Well yes, but that's not what this is about.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by pb15994
Well yes, but that's not what this is about.
So what you're trying to say is, the only rule is to NOT get caught?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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Quote by Joshua Garcia
So what you're trying to say is, the only rule is to NOT get caught?

I guess you meant 'is NOT not to get caught'.

I mean these 7 rules are not about 'catching a thief' or something. It's about staying unnoticed by others in general, about escaping your past for various reasons, about others not having certain opinions about you or expectations towards you.

So 'don't get caught' would not be enough.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by pb15994
I guess you meant 'is NOT not to get caught'.

I mean these 7 rules are not about 'catching a thief' or something. It's about staying unnoticed by others in general, about escaping your past for various reasons, about others not having certain opinions about you or expectations towards you.

So 'don't get caught' would not be enough.
Ooooooooohhhhhhh!!! NOW I get it. You're saying that the 1 simple rule for life in hiding is don't get caught!
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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Quote by Joshua Garcia
Ooooooooohhhhhhh!!! NOW I get it. You're saying that the 1 simple rule for life in hiding is don't get caught!


NO, it's keep hidden!
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by pb15994

NO, it's keep hidden!

Which means not getting caught!
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#10
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7 rules? Tbh pb15994 this sounds like some Illuminati bullshit to me.

Well, Dylan always looked suspicious, didn't he?

With his sheets like metal and his belt like lace
And his deck of cards missing the jack and the ace
And his basement clothes and his hollow face
Who among us can think he could outguess him?
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Which means not getting caught!

Thank you, my sarcasm detector.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by pb15994
Thank you, my sarcasm detector.

You're welcome.
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#13
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
You're welcome.

"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by pb15994

NO, it's keep hidden!
Wait... So now you're saying it's NOT to not get caught?
You better make up your mind maaaan, I'm about to make some questionable life decisions and don't want to be given any bad advice. >:/
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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Quote by Joshua Garcia
Wait... So now you're saying it's NOT to not get caught?
You better make up your mind maaaan, I'm about to make some questionable life decisions and don't want to be given any bad advice. >:/

To quote one web artist:
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I'm a guy from the internet, not a health or safety expert. I like it when things catch fire or explode, which means I do not have your best interests in mind.


Nevertheless, the best way to hide is to cook some acetone peroxide and relax.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by stratkat
I'm not even sure what this is about, how to be socially inept anxiety nerd?

Well, who could give better advise than people on the pit about that...
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#18
I'm not sure about the best way, but a really good way of not getting bothered by people is by being a bear.
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Quote by ultimate-slash
I'm not sure about the best way, but a really good way of not getting bothered by people is by being a bear.

Unless you're a cute little panda.


Except for this panda, he certainly won't get bothered.

"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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Quote by pb15994
To quote one web artist:


Nevertheless, the best way to hide is to cook some acetone peroxide and relax.
Sounds good
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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Call me a racist if you will, but I think panda's are lesser bears. Except maybe that one. That one is pretty cool.
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You're right, most are just idiots like this one:



I mean he doesn't even realise that he can't move forward because his eyes aren't real.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#23
One, never trust a cop in a raincoat.
Two, beware of enthusiasm and of love; each is temporary and quick to sway.
Three, when asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks. He will not ask you again.
Four and five, never give your real name and if ever told to look at yourself, never look.
Six, never say or do anything the person standing in front of you cannot understand.
And seven, never create anything. It will be misinterpreted. It will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life. And it will never change."

He wrote the same thing, six times, and then finished with a tautological ending.


A classic loop / linguistic dilemma. Good run, Bob.
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Quote by pb15994
One, never trust a cop in a raincoat.
Wat?
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Three, when asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks. He will not ask you again.
Wat?
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Four and five, never give your real name and if ever told to look at yourself, never look.
Just... wat?
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And seven, never create anything. It will be misinterpreted. It will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life. And it will never change
Title should be changed to "7 simple rules for never achieving anything except dying alone"
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#28
Egyptian actually
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Quote by pb15994
That's actually from a commercial, I think it's swedish:


That's some really funny sounding Swedish if you ask me...

Quote by Irondevil
Egyptian actually

That would explain it
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#30
Quote by Irondevil
Egyptian actually

Close enough.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#31
Quote by ultimate-slash
Call me a racist if you will, but I think panda's are lesser bears. Except maybe that one. That one is pretty cool.


wow.
what about koala's then huh?

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Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
wow.
what about koala's then huh?
They spend all day getting high on leaves and half of them have chlamydia, but then again Pandas mate exclusively through gangbangs, so its hard to choose

Wait, what was this thread about again?
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Quote by Irondevil
They spend all day getting high on leaves and half of them have chlamydia, but then again Pandas mate exclusively through gangbangs, so its hard to choose

Wait, what was this thread about again?

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Quote by ultimate-slash
Call me a racist if you will, but I think panda's are lesser bears. Except maybe that one. That one is pretty cool.


WOAH watch it mother****er. I scored Panda on the 'Which Bear are you?" test
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Quote by pb15994
Unless you're a cute little panda.


Except for this panda, he certainly won't get bothered.


i like pandas
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#39
Black Bears are better imo, Polar bears have too many privileges, Pandas are overrated and Koalas are just sick (and not real bears, they just have the last name).
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#40
What did you steal?

Someone's heart?
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