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#2
Is he named after the writer of that horrible book?
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#3
Fortunately, more and more people are recognizing how stupid libertarianism is.

At least I like to imagine so.

I've also been thinking he was going to get the nomination for a while though as he is pretty watered down libertarian.
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#5
I don't agree with a lot of shit he says/ not a real libertarian of course (like anti-abortion, something a normal libertarian wouldn't make laws against),

but fk it, having him in office for 4 years would be a decent change of pace, just to see if he can kill off the Police State and War on Drugs for a second.
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#6
So he wants states to decide everything. So basically he wants to get paid to do **** all?
#7
Theoretically, libertarians would be for greater social freedoms and legalizing gay marriage, but in reality they are all too big of pussies to admit this and piss off their right wing supporters.
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Does he hate gays too?



He opposes both Gay Marriage and Abortion personally, but said it should be left up to each state to vote and decide if they want to have it.
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So he wants states to decide everything. So basically he wants to get paid to do **** all?


versus getting paid to **** all


and before fed:state govt debate, its implied that grass roots movements/the people would have more control/say over governmental policy at a state level, rather than the impossibility of the faceless top that is completely blocked off by the labrynith of neverending beauracratic process
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#10
From what I've read about what he's said, he seems like basically just Ron Paul but without the excuse that he's old enough to be that awful.
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From what I've read about what he's said, he seems like basically just Ron Paul but without the excuse that he's old enough to be that awful.

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#12
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Is he named after the writer of that horrible book?


He's named after GOAT black quarterback Randall Cunningham.
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#13
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He's named after GOAT black quarterback Randall Cunningham.

You mean African American.
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He's named after GOAT black quarterback Randall Cunningham.

Is there also a randall cunningham with a different colour? Cause I am unsure why you thought it necessary to add the "black" part. Do you do that with every black person? Black President Barack Obama, black Bill Cosby, etc?
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a quick google image search reveals the only thing you need to know:

Rand Paul makes stupid faces.





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Is there also a randall cunningham with a different colour? Cause I am unsure why you thought it necessary to add the "black" part. Do you do that with every black person? Black President Barack Obama, black Bill Cosby, etc?


Because he is not the GOAT quarterback but he is the GOAT black quarterback. Just like how Larry Bird is the GOAT white basketball player.
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#18
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He opposes both Gay Marriage and Abortion personally, but said it should be left up to each state to vote and decide if they want to have it.

Yeah, which is just a pussy cop out.
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Because he is not the GOAT quarterback but he is the GOAT black quarterback. Just like how Larry Bird is the GOAT white basketball player.

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Because he is not the GOAT quarterback but he is the GOAT black quarterback. Just like how Larry Bird is the GOAT white basketball player.


Why not just say he's a good quarterback then? I think Amy Schumer is actually funny, and Ellen Degeneres is a decent C-, but I'm not gonna describe Ellen as the funniest lesbian when I could instead remove the barriers and call her "a moderately less-than-average comedian"
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#21
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I think Amy Schumer is actually funny

wha?
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#22
I used to get high and lol at Broad City. Don't really remember her standup that well but I remember it was decent (yeah her roast with Steve O was shit, but ehhh good stand up)

She's no Dee Reynolds in that Always Sunny episode where she does standup (or really any Always Sunny episode),


but you gotta admit she's funny for a female (after all, male comics are obv superior)
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Why not just say he's a good quarterback then? I think Amy Schumer is actually funny, and Ellen Degeneres is a decent C-, but I'm not gonna describe Ellen as the funniest lesbian when I could instead remove the barriers and call her "a moderately less-than-average comedian"


Because saying "he's named after good quarterback Randall Cunningham" sounds silly.
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#24
He's somewhat better than the other Republicans but they're all gross #ReadyforHillary
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I used to get high and lol at Broad City. Don't really remember her standup that well but I remember it was decent (yeah her roast with Steve O was shit, but ehhh good stand up)

She's no Dee Reynolds in that Always Sunny episode where she does standup (or really any Always Sunny episode),


but you gotta admit she's funny for a female (after all, male comics are obv superior)

i think that one girl on Broad City is hawt. never watched the show, though. probably should give it a shot since i liked this one Funny or Die skit she was in that Daniel Tosh showed a while back.
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#26
Oh yeah for sure, the short hair one is wifey material


And shit I meant Amy Poehler is actually funny.

Blondes all look the same to me. Lol!
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#27
A shoe-in for conservative circle-jerking, yes. Just like Romney was.
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#30
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Rand Paul makes stupid faces.



All I want to say is I ****ing hate pseudo-intellegent poses like this.
#31
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Because he is not the GOAT quarterback but he is the GOAT black quarterback. Just like how Larry Bird is the GOAT white basketball player.

he's just european. his eyes don't see color
#32
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All I want to say is I ****ing hate pseudo-intellegent poses like this.


Youve got to understand the context! He saw mitt romney and obama up on the rafters secretly holding hands like a bunch of gays, so he flashed them a quick loser sign
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#33
I haven't come across him before but he sounds great. The problem is that the powers that be would never allow him or anyone with a similar outlook into power
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#34
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Theoretically, libertarians would be for greater social freedoms and legalizing gay marriage, but in reality they are all too big of pussies to admit this and piss off their right wing supporters.
Man, you're dumb or ignorant or both. The Libertarian Party's platform is what it is, and some guy who is "libertarian-ish" but makes no qualms about his divergences in principle is not a representative thereof. His positions place him closer to anti-authoritarian ideals than the rest of his party, but he's still very much a Republican.
#35
True, but libertarians dont have a chance in hell to even get the 5% vote for equal ballot access/funding/air time. Screw absolute principles, they gotta just take what they can get
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#37
First, he is not really a libertarian, he's only libertarian compared to the other Republicans.

I think he would be a better option than most other Rrepublicans. I think his foreign policy beliefs are naive, I agree with him about balancing the budget but disagree about cutting taxes, I agree with free market solutions to the environment/energy, I disagree with his stance on abortion and gay marriage, I agree strongly with him on ending police militarization, drug war, and other things that he talked about when Ferguson was going on, I disagree with him on health care, education, mostly agree on immigration.

There's no way in hell he gets the Republican nomination. I don't think he's a terrible candidate, but I think he is inexperienced and not ready to be president.
#39
BAM

But yeah, Rand Paul really isn't a libertarian.
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#40
better than a libTARD


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