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#1
What silly thing should I post? Let's make some magic here, folks.
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#3
"I'm not saying I condone what Hitler did, but like, I get it"
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#4
Invert the prank and post something incredibly deep and thought-provoking, yet compelling and written in a fashion that his friend and relatives will think is him.
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#5
The last facebook "hack" post I saw was someone declaring that they had just waffle stomped.

I lold
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#7
Something really nasty like "how much better his brother is at giving head than his mom is".


Or something ya know, nice that make him look like a really good person.
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#8
"For everyone I was talking to... convinced her to get the abortion! Just the thought of giving birth to a fggot was giving me the creeps! "


It is masterfully crafted. It offends both sides
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#11
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Post some Sam

Regardless of what else you do, do this too.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#13
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"For everyone I was talking to... convinced her to get the abortion! Just the thought of giving birth to a fggot was giving me the creeps! "


It is masterfully crafted. It offends both sides

That would be even worse considering his gf and him already have a 1 1/2 year old.

Let's keep the ideas rolling.
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#15
(Insert another mutual friend's name here), what's up? I left my Facebook logged in on (insert name here)'s computer. He hasn't put anything on here though, even though he must have seen it. This is why I think he's amazing and caring. I can't tell anyone else, especially not him. It's been awkward being around him so much recently, because he doesn't know how I feel. Maybe it's just a phase, but what do you think I should do?

#16
Where is he going from your place? His house? Is his wife home?

Then make a message about him picking up food or something.
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#17
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Michael do as I say

Gary, do as I say: learn to let a joke go. After a few months out of proper context, these things tend to lose their luster.

I'm still not finding the right thing here. I'm thinking something like "Oh man, my butt is so flabby and smelly. Can someone come itch it for me?"
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#18
I'm [your friend's name] and I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
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Feeling very lonely tonight... anyone? I quadruple in size.

Gary, nobody outside of UG (and many within) would get that.

I like the last couple other ones though.
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#26
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Some guys I know have been doing "Just got a job at McDonalds!" for like the past two years and it's still funny.

Do this, and then like 20 minutes later say you misinterpreted the call and that you didn't get the job.
#27
"Hey guys, snipfritz here, pretending to be someone's friend (and not read their pm's). Any PG13 things I should send out? Before I log off?

Butts!"
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#28
The greatest frape I ever saw, a friend posted for someone "I put the milk in before the teabag when I make tea." It instantly spawned a 60-comment long thread, all incensed about this wrong way of making tea. It took hours for anyone to realise it was a frape at all
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#29
Dont let it be something that he scoffs at and deletes. Do something that's going to affect him for the next few days. I don't know if the whole "like for a tbh!" Thing exists, but that one was always funny, because it has lingering consequences.
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#30
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I'm [your friend's name] and I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

I used this.
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#31
'So happy to have booked our holiday to EuroDisney, Paris here we come!'

Do it.

Once people have seen it they'll all ask him about it when they see him person, even if he deletes it.
#32
If he has listed that he is married or in a relationship then add a new life event saying that the relationship/marriage is over and he is now single.

Either that or just post the most messed up porn you can find.
#34
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log out and delete cookies he is your friend so do the right thing he deserves better friends you are an asshole

Though many of the replies are kinda funny, this is exactly what I would do. It has happened to me before actually, I've had countless opportunities to mess up with people's facebook accounts and never did
#35
Change his birthday to one day later than the correct one.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#36
Keep his password and slightly edit his statuses whenever he posts
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#37
Change his birth place to Disneyland.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#39
Change all his FB post settings so that only he can see his posts.

I did this to a colleague once and nobody could hear his tears.
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Change his birthday to one day later than the correct one.

Okay, maybe do this too.
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#40
my best frape was something to the effect of 'got my placement in America, University of Michigan here I come!' on a person's profile who wasn't going anywhere. got over 30 likes and he said he had people coming up to him weeks afterwords congratulating him. I'm proud of that one
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