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#2
I like to post bad jokes here and then when people lose their shit here I will jerk it.

That and dakota fanning.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#3
I like armpit hair
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I wish I was American.

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#4
I only have common and relatively orthodox fetishes.
Name's Luca.

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I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
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I guess spambots are now capable of reading minds.
#5
inb4 armpit fvcking


daaaaaamn you grahaaaam


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Mar 2, 2015,
#6
Urethral penetration.
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#7
piles of dead cops
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#9
TS has a fetish for being an inconsiderate asshole.

i'm into female doctors and nurses. first time i've ever actually told anyone that even though i don't think it's all that uncommon/weird.

and not a fetish, but somehow UG found out i'm attracted to Arab/Middle Eastern women and i get banner ads for one of those dating sites now.
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#11
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Urethral penetration.

Momentosis the Urethra Defiler.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#13
huge rubber fists
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#16
idk

what would an "orthodox" fetish be for comparison?

or

what if I don't count the thing as a "fetish" and merely a preference or pleasant pastime or something

and

one person's strange is another's normal, so idk where I go from there.


I mean, I like living, consenting people with regards to sexual activity, is that a noteworthy thing?


i say all this as part of the joke that I have been known to openly discuss dirty things that others may consider odd but I consider perfectly normal.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#18
I like it when OP stops posting and quietly goes away for good. Really gets me going.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
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I like it when OP stops posting and quietly goes away for good. Really gets me going.


Why is it that everyone is so miffed with this guy?
#20
He's a bad person and posts pics of his poop boxers.


OT- Don't think I have any. I sort of think some chicks would/look cute with braces but no one over 18 has them. Not a fetish though
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#23
thegutiarist
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
Bleach blonde hair

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#26
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Bleach blonde hair

not necesserily bleach but i do have a thing for blondes. it's hardly an 'unorthodox fetish' tho, just a preference


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#27
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No mention of futa yet? Cmon pit, pick up your game.

That's part of the list I'm not making
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


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Void is a wanker that's why

#28
receiving a blumpkin.
Scarred for life!

Rig:
Gibson LPC
Jackson DK10D
Fender HM Strat
Custom built Tele-type
Alvarez 5040 Koa
Epiphone 12 string
Blue Voodoo 50
Dunlop 213 slide
Fender M-80 chorus
Digitech Jimi Hendrix Experience
#29
If a women wanted to give me a blumpkin I don't know whether I would be disgusted, or propose to her right then and there.
#30
Public places, places where you might get caught and the adrenalines going

There's this cemetary by this bar, so when they play dead I guess, too
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#31
I fingered my ex at a show while her grandmother was right behind us. Wonder if there's any pics of it somewhere on the interwebs.
#32
Too many to list.

Some quite depraved

Nty
ayy lmao
Last edited by chookiecookie at Mar 2, 2015,
#33
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Why is it that everyone is so miffed with this guy?



he is the new hated pit troll/shitty thread-creator that everyone wants gone but everyone will cry about losing if I ban them for being annoying.

when I say something like this they'll be like "BUT AT LEAST "___" USER WAS FUNNY". no, they weren't. get that tint out of your glasses.

can't win with these shits.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#34
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No mention of futa yet? Cmon pit, pick up your game.



futa on it's own is pretty tame, so what's the point mentioning it.

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thegutiarist



hey.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#35
I have a thing for guys with long hair. like, they could be completely unfortunate looking in the face and I would still slightly (very little but slightly) attracted to them just because of their hair. I think if they were super fat with long hair though I wouldn't be into it, but I would defiantly look up to them.

I don't know, men with long hair in my book are held to higher standards then the rest of them.
#38
i also love girls with dyed hair.

it always catches my eye when i'm out somewhere, but more often than not when i get a good look at their face, it's a tragedy.
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#40
You're asking for a big list
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
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