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If you love Fig Newtons like I do, you may be wondering if your dogs can eat them too. Can dogs eat Fig Newtons you ask?

Well, they really should NOT eat Fig Newtons at all. They are not exactly toxic for them, but the amount of sugar contained within these treats is not good for dogs. Dogs should not be fed high amounts of sugar ever.

Make sure to not give your dog that has a high amount of sugar in it. If you do, this can make your dog very hyper and I think you know that that means. Also, if you regularly give your pet foods that have a lot of sugar, they could end up getting diabetes.

If you stumbled across this thread because your dog ate a Fig Newton and you do not know what to do, there is no need for worrying. Fig Newtons are not toxic for dogs and a couple of them will not cause any real problems. To make sure this does not happen again, keep your treats away from your dog so they can not get at them.

To conclude, Fig Newtons are okay for your dog as they are not toxic, but you should not let them eat these treats because of the high sugar content!
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#3
Quote by angusfan16
Can my figg newtons eat dogs though

No, Fig Newtons are a food. They cannot eat dogs. Even if Fig Newtons were conscious beings and had proper digestive systems, I believe they would find most dogs too large for consumption.
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#4
I have given my dog fig newtons because I love them and wanted to share the experience what do I do??
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I have given my dog fig newtons because I love them and wanted to share the experience what do I do??

It's okay Brother Bob. I too succumbed to my love for my animal and his large puppy eyes and fed him one of my Fig Newtons. This was a few hours ago and he seems fine, but I've been giving him a lot of hugs so maybe he was sick and now feels better.
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#8
Very informative TS 5* thread!
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Very informative TS 5* thread!

Thank you. As a proud dog (and Fig Newton) lover, I wanted to share this information with my peers here on Ultimate Guitar Dot Com to ensure the safety of everyone's pets (and Fig Newtons).
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#12
i don't like figs tho


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#13
what aboot cats tho
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#15
My cousin is a veterinarian and she gave enough red wine to her dog that the dog got drunk. So like, what about red wine?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
I have given my dog fig newtons because I love them and wanted to share the experience what do I do??


According to the authorities, "I love them and wanted to share the experience" and animals have their limitations. That's what they told me.
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#18
Whatever the **** a fig newton is it's for humans not dogs

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sugar does not make something hyper

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#19
Fig Newtons is a jolly, yet hyper, fella from the mid 1800's
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#20
Thanks for that PSA. I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
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#21
I will make sure to sprinkle fig newtons in my friend's dog's food bowl so it gets diabetes and the family replaces it with a cat like they should've done in the first place.
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#23
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I don't like dogs.

Fight me.

That's alright as long as you are not feeding them fig newtons.
#24
love fig newtons.

wouldn't feed them to a dog.

my aunt's dog (RIP, ) used to love eating grapes for some reason even though i think they're bad for them. then again, dogs aren't the best judges of things that are ok/not ok to eat.

like my mom's old dog once ate an entire bag of hershey kisses. never even got sick, either. just had multicolored foil shits for a week.

he also ate an entire sweater once. my grandfather had to pull the yarn out of his ass in the back yard.
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#29
Quote by K'Nuckles
Also they're called fig rolls yo

Not in my country.

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#30
They also call cookies chocolate digestives and have stupid names like hob nobs and jammie dodgers. And call cookies biscuits. As a now southerner I am severely offended and triggered.
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They also call cookies chocolate digestives and have stupid names like hob nobs and jammie dodgers. And call cookies biscuits. As a now southerner I am severely offended and triggered.

Bloody hell m8, have a plate of bangers and mash and calm yourself.
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#32
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They also call cookies chocolate digestives and have stupid names like hob nobs and jammie dodgers. And call cookies biscuits. As a now southerner I am severely offended and triggered.

Chocolate digestives are not cookies.

Cookies are cookies.
#33
chocolate digestives are biscuits, cookies are not biscuits and scone is pronounced scown but not like gown

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#35
Quote by Joshua Garcia
My cousin is a veterinarian and she gave enough red wine to her dog that the dog got drunk. So like, what about red wine?


you cousin isnt a good vet... Alcohol is super bad for dogs

Onions and garlic are also poisonous to them too, as are a lot of other veg type stuff we eat. Probably because we're omnivores and dogs are carnivores, biology works like that. I only know the onions and garlic thing because I fvcking love them and put them in everything I can, and my friend who's training to be a vet told me not to feed any of my food to dogs because I'll kill them, or just make them very gassy...
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#38
Quote by Bladez22
you cousin isnt a good vet... Alcohol is super bad for dogs

Onions and garlic are also poisonous to them too, as are a lot of other veg type stuff we eat. Probably because we're omnivores and dogs are carnivores, biology works like that. I only know the onions and garlic thing because I fvcking love them and put them in everything I can, and my friend who's training to be a vet told me not to feed any of my food to dogs because I'll kill them, or just make them very gassy...

it won't kill them.

my grandfather fed his dogs McDonald's burgers every once in a while and they both lived for a loooooooooooooooong ass time.

yeah, i know. pretty bad. but he was still good to those dogs so don't be talking shit.
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#40
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