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#1
So a cat has managed to get into my house and is now asleep on my bed. I don't even own a cat, but he's too cute and stuff.

What do I do?
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#2
Make a Chinese dish, cute equals delicious.
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#3
Put banners up for a missing cat with a contact number.


Only don't give them your actual number. Then you can keep the cat.


You're welcome.
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#4
pics pls
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#7


Awful quality, but you can tell it's a cat... He's been like this for about half an hour now...
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#8
d'awwwwwwwwwww

keep it.

get it to the vet and stuff tho.

see if it can read those Preacher books and play your 3DS, too. it'd be one cool cat. hehe.
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#11
Call him Pete and conquer the world together in an evil fashion.
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You can tell if it's eager, because you put your hand down her pants and it feels like a horse eating oats.

Nicest compliment on my looks:
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Putting the 'sex' in 'convicted sex offender'.
#12
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d'awwwwwwwwwww

keep it.

get it to the vet and stuff tho.

see if it can read those Preacher books and play your 3DS, too. it'd be one cool cat. hehe.


He's currently lying on them! I'm never gonna get them back...

Yeah asking neighbours is a good idea, I just assumed he didn't have anyone because of a lack of collar.
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#14
whatta champ just wandering into random ass houses and crashing out like its nbd

let the guy chill he's earned it
#15
if you can keep it, buy one of those cat harnesses and take it for walks.

i wanted to do that with my mom's cats, but she wouldn't let me.
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#16
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whatta champ just wandering into random ass houses and crashing out like its nbd

let the guy chill he's earned it


Yeah I opened the door because I heard it for a delivery I missed (Guy knocked and wasn't there when I turned up) I go outside to see if he's still about and then I come back in and there's a cat asleep on my bed... They move so fast!
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#17
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whatta champ just wandering into random ass houses and crashing out like its nbd

let the guy chill he's earned it


I agree that cat is badass
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#20
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HELLO KITTY

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#21
I wish this happened to me.
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#23
Phone the police and say there is a trespasser in your house but don't tell them that it's just a cat, it will be super funny
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#24
I'm actually a little disappointed nobody has made a joke about finding a ginger pussy lying on your bed in surprise… The Pit must have grown up a lot this year.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#25
Quote by Ichikurosaki
get it scanned
if its not chipped your within your rights to claim it

thats how it works

pet owners pls chip ur pets


why's it got to be about rights? how about making a reasonable effort to find its owner and keeping it alive in the meantime cause that's what you'd want someone to do with your pet?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#26
oh shit it's garfield

keep it


Gozd in gora poj,
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uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
Similar thing happened to us, we opened our door one day and this fluffy black and white cat runs inside, sits down, and stares at us all innocent like he didn't just invite himself in. I'm happy we got to keep him, turns out he's the most awesome of all cats.
#29
Is he neutered? If he is, could be a sign that he belongs to somebody... but AWWWW I'D KEEP ITTTTTTT.


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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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#30
Cat

apult?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
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#31
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Cat

apult?


But that would be a


Cat


astrophe?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#32
I pray every night for this to happen to me.
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Youre officially uber shit now.

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3d9310rd is far more upset than i 

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I'm a moron tho apparently and everyone should listen to you oh wise pretentious one
#33
Just walked into my bedroom; oh my god, it's turning into a worldwide invasion!!




Actually, I just wanted to post a picture of my cat >.>
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#35
That is a cute cat. Put up some posters.

This happened in my house about three or four months ago, and we've kept her ever since. At first we thought she came from someone elses place, but she never seemed to want to leave, so we let her stay.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#39
Quote by Lion_Slicer
My aforementioned invader cat:



D'awwwwwww

This thread is now the cat thread.
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#40
Quote by Lion_Slicer
My aforementioned invader cat:



That's a cute ass cat
My God, it's full of stars!
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