im a 21 y/o male and didn't look at Jennifer Lawrence's naked pictures

#1
lets play a game. i post something with the format "i am a X year old male/female/both/whatever and have never done Y" the next person calls bullshit or says truth if you believe them and come up with your own thing

ill start with something easy. read title
pinga
#2
I don't even know who that is tbh. Like I know it's some actor but I've never seen a film of hers and don't really know what she looks like.
#3
im a 22 year old male and i haven't ripped my dick off
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#5
Me neither, i don't really find her attractive
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#6
I am 20 years old and I have never been cool and awesome
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#8
everything said in this thread outside of the title is true
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#9
I'm 19 years old and have never not been more awesome than Bladez22
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#10
The post above is probably true.

I'm older than dirt and I've never seen poorer reading comprehension than in the several posts above this one...
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#11
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The post above is probably true.

I'm older than dirt and I've never seen poorer reading comprehension than in the several posts above this one...

True

I'm a 24 year old male and I thought it was funny that even you didn't do it right.
#13
edit: Whoops, reading comprehension fail. False...?

I'm a 23 year old male and I enjoy eating potatoes
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#15
True.

I'm a 23 year old male and the below statement is true.
The above statement is false.
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#16
Might be true, description too inaccurate to be sure.

I'm an 18 y/o guy and I'm so popular people that want to shake hands and high five me in school have to form queues.
Name's Luca.

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I don't know anything about this topic, but I just clicked on this thread because of your username :O
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#17
I'm a 20 year old male and I need someone to wank me off while I close my eyes and pretend they're a hot female.
#19
Probably true.
I'm a 23 year-old male and I've never been to church.
Some have friends....

... others have guitars....


Hey, it's uhh... 4:20....

Thought you'd like to know is all.


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#20
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I don't even know who that is tbh. Like I know it's some actor but I've never seen a film of hers and don't really know what she looks like.

Same here, I'm so behind with pop culture. All I know is that she is an attractive actor and the internet likes to circle jerk about her for that reason.
#21
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Same here, I'm so behind with pop culture. All I know is that she is an attractive actor and the internet likes to circle jerk about her for that reason.



She's the chick that plays mystique in the xmen movies now.


She's a mediocre actress and isn't attractive enough to warrant the attraction she's garnered on the internet.
#23
I'm a 87 year old male and occasionally suffer from erectile dysfunction.
For Frodo!
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#25
true

I'm 23 guy and a slut who never gets laid
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#26
False

Im a 24 year old male and i enjoy commitment and changing myself
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#27
false

i'm a 16 year old male and i've never peed on the door handle of a minivan for parking like an asshole
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#28
Def false

Im a 24 year old man beast and my name is also jake but i dont smell poo
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#29
false

I'm a 24 y/o male and I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.
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#31
False

I'll pass the round.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#33
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I am a 15 year old male and I have never had a girlfriend because I'm too shy.


I can confirm that this is indeed the reason
#34
I'm a pirate that don't do anything, and I've never been to Boston in the fall.
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#36
I'm a 16 yo girl (you can clearly see that if you visit my profile) and I have never done teh secks.
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