Poll: Giant Baby?
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#1
Would a giant baby be adorable or terrifying?

Like it would be a cute baby to begin with, but like really big.

I'm not sure if I mean like 6 feet tall, or 11 feet tall, or like 18 feet tall. Would that make a difference to you?

Sub-question: How much would you have to get paid to change its diaper?
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Last edited by snipelfritz at Mar 12, 2015,
#2
babies make me nervous anyway. big babies are out of the question
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#3
Babies are scary when they're normal sized. A bigger one is extra scary
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#4
Woah, what are you guys afraid a normal sized baby is going to do to you?
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#5
in no way would that be adorable
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#6
It also depends on the age of the baby, I mean, if it's a newborn, it can't really do much so I wouldn't be overly scared of it. More just amazed at it's size.
But if it could move by itself, then I'd probably panic.
#7
A giant baby makes me think either of one of a ****ed up scary game's bosses, or the end of Matrix: Revolutions. So no.
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#14
Normal sized babies arent even adorable so why would a giant one be?
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#17
Have you guys seriously never seen a cute baby?!?!

I don't mean nasty, shriveled up newborns. Those are gross fo sho. I mean a healthy, plump 1 year old with a chubsy smile and silly laugh wearing a onesie with a qt little ducky on it.
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#21
What if it was just like far away on a hill or something, so it almost looked like a normal-sized baby?
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#23
Just watch that episode of China, IL with the giant baby and figure out if you think it's cute or not.

I don't really think normal babies are that cute either though. Only get cute when they have hair and can walk really.
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Just watch that episode of China, IL with the giant baby

I forgot about that one. I love Frank's irrational(?) fear of going to debtors prison.
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#26
Babies are ugly enough as it is without being giant. I would consider changing a giant baby nappy if I was offered £1000 +
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#28
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What if it was just like far away on a hill or something, so it almost looked like a normal-sized baby?


That makes it worse, now it's a giant baby on a hill in the distance presumably looking menacing because how does that not sound menacing
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#29
sounds like one of my worst nightmares.

the thought brings about similar feelings of fear/anxiety to when someone kind of shoves their baby in your arms and you don't really want to hold it and you just stand there holding it awkwardly waiting for it to start screaming like a police siren.

there was a comic strip i saw a while back that summed that up perfectly, but i can't remember what it was.

once they're old enough to support their own head they're a little bit better though.

people's kids like me for some reason and i don't know why. i've had nearly complete stranger's kids come and jump into my lap or insist on holding my hand and dragging me around like i was a big doll.
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#30
you've got that paedo look about you

kids can't resist
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#31
Nope. Things are cute when they're small. A giant baby would be horrendous. Imagine all the baby sick and poop and when it cries ughhhhhhhh.

Tiny babies are much better.
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#32
**** that. I'm about to have a baby in 6-7 months. Now I'm going to have giant baby nightmares.
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#34
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What if it was just like far away on a hill or something, so it almost looked like a normal-sized baby?




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#36
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#38
taking the hypothetical seriously, a giant baby would be dangerous as shit.

babies are new to the world and haven't developed empathy or those sorts of things that let them relate to the outside world. they are very selfish and do not understand the consequences of their actions. as a result, they would act unfeelingly. imagine if it threw a tantrum. an 11 foot tall baby would be mowing people down. it would not care if you fed it or changed its giant diapers. it would pound its fists on the ground and drive you into the ground like a hammer on a nail. then it would shit itself and take a nap.

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