#1
'cause I only have cheap rum and don't wanna drink it neat or straight or on the rocks.

So the only requirement is that it has to be doable with rum.

Bonus points if it doesn't need any fancy ingredient like angostura's or some tropical fruit juices like passion fruit and such.
Name's Luca.

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#2
A cocktail without alcohol, cause grow up alcoholic.
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#4
You're asking this when you claim to be an aficionado of rum.

What the hell man.
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#5
Rum and Coke.

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#6
The Dr Pepper

Spiced rum, beer and amaretto in equal parts.

Delicious even though it doesn't sound it.
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#8
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it's 9:23 in the morning.


So he's getting a late start, what of it?


Also, I believe he's in Italy, where it's early afternoon...
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#9
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A cocktail without alcohol, cause grow up alcoholic.
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I have no problems with alcohol, hence I'm not an alcoholic.

You on the other hand seem to have some.
Are you by a chance an alcoholic?
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You're asking this when you claim to be an aficionado of rum.

What the hell man.
I am.

Thing is, the rum I have right now isn't good enough to be sipped and at the moment I don't wanna spend money in a good one, so I'm looking for ideas.

I wrote I'm a rum aficionado, not a cocktail aficionado.
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The Dr Pepper
Yeah see, in Italy, Dr. Pepper = exotic drink that you don't find around in supermarkets.
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So he's getting a late start, what of it?
Will do better tomorrow
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Also, I believe he's in Italy, where it's early afternoon...
2:31pm at the moment, yeah.
Name's Luca.

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#10
I am going to come up with something that I have never had before but hope it will be delicious for you. First off, lets assume your rum is the typical Captain Morgans type cheap rum.

Lets throw in some grapefruitesque style bitters, and then zest a lemon right over the top.

IF you have it, a drop of liquid smoke would give you a nice peaty kick if thats your style.

Finally, instead of coke, I'm going to suggest an artisanal root beer, which can be had on tap at most craft beer shops.

Good luck!
and then realize that I know nothing about mixing drinks
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#11
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I am.

Thing is, the rum I have right now isn't good enough to be sipped and at the moment I don't wanna spend money in a good one, so I'm looking for ideas.

alright then

I don't drink rum so I can't help you much but You could always try a simplified My Sharona if you don't mind something sweet, just need ginger beer, lemon and maybe raspberries. actually ginger and rum on it's own is really good anyway.
#12
Cointreau and lime juice?
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#13
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So the only requirement is that it has to be doable with rum.
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Cointreau and lime juice?
Man do you even?
Name's Luca.

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#15
long island iced tea

edit: you'll have to buy lots more booze
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#16
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Man do you even?
Are you saying you can't buy Cointreau, or that it wouldn't go with rum?
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#17
^ I even have cointreau, but I want to use rum and there's no rum in cointreau & lime juice.
Name's Luca.

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#18
Nothing beats a mojito!

But if you really want to enjoy it, make it with fresh ingredients!
Lime
Brown sugar
Mint
Sparkling water (or sprite/7up if your rum is really bad)
Ice

Best enjoyed in the sun (a wallpaper of a random island will otherwise do)
#19
The Old-Fashioned. Duh...

Did not read OP.

Rum and OJ.
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#20
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#21
rum and coke, hold the coke... with some beer
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