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#1
I've been trying to get Dave fired again. For those who aren't in the know, Dave is this asshole I work with. He shows up to work on Saturdays and does a shitty job, because he plans to quit after working at Kroger for 5 years, because he gets a pension after that point. I'm constantly picking up his slack because he constantly leaves the meat department to go talk to customers or dick around in the bathroom.

Anyway, after 8 hours of working my ass off in the meat department last Saturday, he comes up to me at the end of my shift and says, "Hey APileOfDeadCops, I just want to thank you for working so hard. Your hard work makes my job so much easier." **** you Dave.

Anyway, I hate to be a tattle tail, but tomorrow when he leaves, I'm busting that bastard. When I'm busting ass in the meat department, I'm going to send the managers to the Wine Cellar to catch him talking to customers. Then that fat bastard will be out of my life! I mean, the Union will probably get him his job back, but hopefully he'll get transferred out of the meat department and will be demoted to bagger.
#2
stop discriminating against daves. Also why does he call you "apileofdeadcops"?
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#4
this isn't going to turn out how you think it will.
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#6
This is contradictory to every piece of evidence I've gathered about people named Dave.
#7
Stop trying to get your co-workers fired that's just a horrible thing to do.

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#8
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This is contradictory to every piece of evidence I've gathered about people named Dave.

Yeah, Daves are not assholes. #protectdaves.

#notalldaves
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
I hope he leaves his shit stained undies in the drivers seat of your car on last day.
#11
Sounds like you're gonna get outplayed by Dave again.
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#12
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I'm busting ass in the meat department

Interesting.
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#13
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Then that fat bastard will be out of my life! I mean, the Union will probably get him his job back, but hopefully he'll get transferred out of the meat department and will be demoted to bagger.

TS makes me appreciate the fact that several of us will have the opportunity to further our education at any point in our lives to avoid the cruel demotion to bagger from meat stocker.
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So does you
#14
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Interesting.


Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#15
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Anyway, after 8 hours of working my ass off in the meat department last Saturday

You would.


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EDIT:
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Interesting.

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#16
Dave sounds like a champ
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#18
Though you meant Dave Mustaine.


**** off noone cares about Dave and neither should you.


Mustaine is the shit. Eat my ****ing shit ****ers.
#20
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Though you meant Dave Mustaine.


**** off noone cares about Dave and neither should you.


Mustaine is the shit. Eat my ****ing shit ****ers.

can you please type all of your posts from now on as if you were an actual Mr. Saturn, please.
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#21
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Interesting.


OT: Hey, guy, isn't this why you got banned the first time?
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#24
opie put on some pants and tell dave how you feel for ****s sake what are you 10 years old?

looks like your unleashing a shitnami, so remember theirs a undershit with a shitnami, you don't want that i don't think
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#25
Hey hey heyy...


**** you!


Love, Dave
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#27
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I'm constantly picking up his slack because he constantly leaves the meat department to go talk to customers or dick around in the bathroom.

Anyway, after 8 hours of working my ass off in the meat department last Saturday.
When I'm busting ass in the meat department,

hopefully he'll get transferred out of the meat department and will be demoted to bagger.


Are you and Dave male prostitutes?
#29
People tell me I look like a Dave.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#30
Would you rather have a coworker that works harder than you and makes you look bad or a coworker that works less, and makes you look good?
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#31
Getting fired from a supermarket for being lazy.

yeah ****in right..
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#34
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2 hours into our shift and Dave surprisingly hasn't ditched me yet.. wow.


Pissing about on your phone at work and Dave is the slacker ye
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#35
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Pissing about on your phone at work and Dave is the slacker ye

We're a Union, breaks every two hours bitch
#37
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2 hours into our shift and Dave surprisingly hasn't ditched me yet.. wow.



yeah we all teamed up to find a way to warn dave. guy is on to you.


good luck pal
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“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#38
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Yeah, Daves are not assholes. #protectdaves.

#notalldaves


stereotypes exist for a reason. #yesalldaves
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Wat.
#39
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stereotypes exist for a reason. #yesalldaves

Do you live in Rotterdam? Cause I'm coming to kick some ass then.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#40
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We're a Union, breaks every two hours bitch

pretty sure you don't need to be in a union for breaks to be required.

also, see how well that union sticks up for you when you **** up. you won't like them so much when you end up fired over something and you start adding up all the union dues you paid that weren't worth squat.
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