#1
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/living/creflo-dollar-jet-feat/index.html

Lolwut? The man's entire message is give me money or live in the ghetto so... Discuss
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#2
Better alternative: Give me your money, so I can buy a Les Paul instead of a private jet. It's more practical, and you know it's not going to a tv preaching jackass.
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#4
Maurice, this kind of immoral behavior is exactly why I'm
buildng the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. Noah had an ark, Texans
had the Alamo, and I am building a highly fortified structure in my
image. Simple. This 50 story statue will be able to deflect alpha,
gamma, and beta radiation. The day is coming, and coming soon, when the
Artificial Suns will rain down to punish the degenerates of this city.
But you can save yourself. The Pastor Richards Salvation Statue will be
a completely self-sufficient community. We have canned food rations,
private living quarters, and enough supplies to survive happily the
predicted 40,000 years of nuclear winter. In phase 2, and with funding
from NASA, we will equip this massive statue with rockets. So when the
poopy hits the proverbial fan, we will load up the statue with all of
the people who saved themselves through generous donations, blast into
space, and colonize Saturn with a race of morally correct, affluent
people ruled by me.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#5
lol
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#7
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pretty much how I feel about the entire article
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#10
I guess I should give him props for at least being upfront about it.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#12
Can you blame him? I mean, I'd like someone to buy me a new jet too.

Also, his name is Creflo Dollar which is funny.
#13
I hope it works for him, that shit is too funny.

This reminded me for some reason of Deicide's Glenn Benton, and how he refuses to fly on airplanes because it makes him "closer to God"
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#16
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Maurice, this kind of immoral behavior is exactly why I'm
buildng the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue. Noah had an ark, Texans
had the Alamo, and I am building a highly fortified structure in my
image. Simple. This 50 story statue will be able to deflect alpha,
gamma, and beta radiation. The day is coming, and coming soon, when the
Artificial Suns will rain down to punish the degenerates of this city.
But you can save yourself. The Pastor Richards Salvation Statue will be
a completely self-sufficient community. We have canned food rations,
private living quarters, and enough supplies to survive happily the
predicted 40,000 years of nuclear winter. In phase 2, and with funding
from NASA, we will equip this massive statue with rockets. So when the
poopy hits the proverbial fan, we will load up the statue with all of
the people who saved themselves through generous donations, blast into
space, and colonize Saturn with a race of morally correct, affluent
people ruled by me.


saturn is a gas giant.
#17
Hey guys I also need money for a private jet or something, pls donate.
If you all chip in £300 each, that should get me sorted. Thnx.

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#18
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saturn is a gas giant.

Just need to evolve into those energy beings you always see us become in TV shows
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#20
If only people would just realize that religion is just a financial scam.

Edit: Also his last name is dollar wtf?
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