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#1
I dunno if this is old or watevs but it's pretty hilarious

im not linking to porn tho, it's just a live update of what people are searching ok

So if you add 'live-search' to a certain pron site you'll be rewarded endless hilarity

'tampon'

seriously


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#2
Literally the first one that popped up for me was "Fast Food"

I refuse to believe there is fast food porn, and if there is I don't wanna know about it
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#10
Yeah some are weirdly specific: 'fake agent anal'
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#11
"exploited black teen"

That's kind of morbid.

This is getting sent to a lot of people right now, haha.
#12
^yeah those just piss me off, along with the sex slave ones

'men ****ing sex dolls'

damn you must be easily aroused if that's what ur life has come to.
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#13
^yea there was an 'exploited Japanese teen' one too


There's one that's just 'changes her mind', so specific yet so vague
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#16
Oh look steve_muse solo masturbation just showed up.
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#18
'Pooping trailer'
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#21
^i know but this is too good

'Baby-doll', creepy as fuk
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#22
maybe just take out the link and be like 'yeah there's this one site that does this and it's funny' and then people will just know.

if steve_myoos gets banned I get banned.

this site needs us to single handedly keep bands and artists afloat.
#23
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minterman what are you doing?

wrong guy pal i'm on that "no sound +balls deep" atm
#24
Guy ****s own ass

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#26
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What's mmf? srs question
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#28
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What's mmf? srs question

2 males 1 female

i hate that i know that lol
#29
"injury on set"
"****ed by a racist"
"glycerin enema"
"poop sex"
"pee +food"
"mud ****"
"piss bukkake"
"nintendo"
"shoe worship"
"dead body"
"north carolina"
"bedtime blowjob from mom"
"sex with dog"
"anal squirt"
"dumb"
"shave me"
"12 years old"
"drugs are good"

This is endless entertainment.
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#32
I see. A more specific qualifier for DP
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#34
'Bill Bailey' wtf
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#35
I did just see 'sexy emo'
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#39
I narrowed the live search to the US and one of the first things that comes up is 'indian insest' #murica


I've no idea if it means the people of India or y'know, the cowboy baddies
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#40
'Sex man and girl'


back to basics


Edit: 'man with vagina'
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