#1
My dad is turning 70. He is, officially, old as fuck.

What should I get him for his birthday? Like all old people he likes kitchen and DIY equipment, TV, and casual racism/misogyny.
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#4
I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"
#6
A high-quality alcoholic drink. It will also make him proud.
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#7
a coffin
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#10
every episode of MASH on dvd
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#12
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I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"

So would he be an ass-man who is old or a man who is into old asses?
#13
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So would he be an ass-man who is old or a man who is into old asses?

An old man who is generally into asses.

TS get him a cigar or something.
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#14
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I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"

I turn this into a question almost every time my girlfriend uses that.

"man, that's a big-ass truck."

"so are you saying it's a big-ass truck or a big ass-truck?"
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#15
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I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"

Well in this case, he should get him a big booty hoe.


and viagra
#16
if he was a guy who liked old asses, he would be an old-ass man.

wait.... TS, we need clarification. This hyphenification is confusing

Is he a very old man, an old man who likes asses or a man (age irrelevant) who likes old asses?
Last edited by flexiblemile at Mar 23, 2015,
#17
Get him to log on here, where there are plenty of asses...
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#19
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and casual racism/misogyny.

how did I miss this.
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#20
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I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"


look someone else who reads that awful comic
i don't know why i feel so dry
#22
Send him his lack of a pension.
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#25
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I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"

get that man some ass
#26
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what comic?


okay you pass the test

keep up the good work reading quality comics
i don't know why i feel so dry
#29
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$70


a birthday card with a slit to put money in but don't put any in. So he knows how you always felt.
#30
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a birthday card with a slit to put money in but don't put any in. So he knows how you always felt.

#31
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a coffin

NO CHILL.
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#35
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this is some great banter

it is until you find out how much they cost
#36
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I don't have any suggestions but I wanted to share a small passion of mine. Whenever I see people using the word "ass" as a way to emphasize something, I always amuse myself by moving the hyphen over so it's between the ass and the noun rather than between ass and the adjective.

In this case, "birthday present for an old-ass man" becomes "birthday present for an old ass-man"

lmao I do this all the time
#37
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it is until you find out how much they cost

Well, I mean he's gonna have to buy one soon anyway.
#38
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it is until you find out how much they cost

Building one together would be a great father son bonding experience.
#39
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Like all old people he likes kitchen and DIY equipment, TV, and casual racism/misogyny.

He sounds like the stereotyping sort.