#1
I'm not texting the girl I like and I'm also not doing anything productive with my life whatsoever

what about you?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#2
I am texting the girl I like rn
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#3
Im most definitely not reading loli doujins.
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#5
I'm most definitely not pooping
Come back if you want to
And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#7
I'm most definitely not not working but also not working because I'm technically working.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
talking to the girl I like

Oh and sleeping
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Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
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Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

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#11
Quote by UltimateGuizar
I am not telling you what you really need is a new amp.

haha! epic meme!
#13
I am not not putting icy hot on my ****
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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#14
I'm not non-existent right now. Or am I?
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#15
Quote by pb15994
I'm not non-existent right now. Or am I?


The cat is in the box or not, which one are you?
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#16
Quote by Fisheth24
The cat is in the box or not, which one are you?

I'm the one saying that the cat is dead because they put it in the box about 80 years ago without any water or food.
Probably it went crazy after a few days and just ate the poison.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#17
There's a lot of things I'm not doing but I don't feel guilty because its 430 am
#19
suck me off
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Gibson Les Paul Studio
Dean Razorback Two Tone
Ibanez 7 string
Randall RH150G3 Head and Cab
#21
^ I'm not sucking this guy off either.
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#22
Quote by Fisheth24
^ I'm not sucking this guy off either.


I beg to differ, I will shove it down your ****ing throat.
My Gear:
ESP LTD EC-1000 SW
ESP LTD EC 500 STBC
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Dean Razorback Two Tone
Ibanez 7 string
Randall RH150G3 Head and Cab
#23
Quote by metallica_death
I beg to differ, I will shove it down your ****ing throat.

But that's rape. Are you a rapist? I don't think you are.
#24
I'm sitting here not shoving my tongue down a girl's throat when I really wish I was.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#25
ye im not talking to the girl you like either. tbh i haven't called her since the one night stand


also im not talking to the girl i like :-(


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#27


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#36
i'm not contacting my friends to hang out.

i'm not taking care of my one student loan like i should.

i'm not preparing for getting my license in the next month or so.

i'm not planning any of the shit i need to do to get back into school.

so pretty much the same shit i haven't been doing for years.
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#38
Quote by jbm351
Not texting the girl I like, cause I'm stupid and didn't get her number earlier..



You should write a song about where she could meet you and if she hears it she'll come running back to the corner where you met.
Call it The Man Who Can't Be Moved or some shit like that.
Chicks love romantic stuff.
And willys, they love willys.
#39
I'm not writing a song about penises when I feel I should write a really disgusting metaphor about penises as a song.

Nah, I won't bother tonight.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day