#2
'Cause girl you're amazing~

JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#3
inb4 chookiecookie orgasms on his keyboard.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#5
i already changed, i cant be ****ed to change back
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#6
Quote by Burgery
i already changed, i cant be ****ed to change back

It doesn't matter, I love you just the way you are.

But, if you ever want to change back, I can help you, slowly... and sensually.
Breakfast, Breakfast, it's great for us
We eat, we eat, we eat
That frozen meat
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, it can't be beat
#7
Quote by Crazyedd123
It doesn't matter, I love you just the way you are.

But, if you ever want to change back, I can help you, slowly... and sensually.

i do want to change back but i'd just be changing even more
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#9
Quote by Joshua Garcia
inb4 chookiecookie orgasms on his keyboard.


Knew he was gonna post this song, and if it wasn't the Barry White version I was going to make a rude comment and degrade him morally

But he posted the Barry version, so good job op. Glad to see another fan Of Barry white up on ug :')
ayy lmao
#15
Darlings, If I changed...
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day