saw this on fb but i can't remember who posted it

i don't know why i feel so dry
I've been waiting for a MinterMan to take me by the hand.
Mintz lost control again.
MinterMan tear us apart, again.
Still better than Control.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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Still better than Control.

Yeah, sorta. That movie was kind of just like 2 hours of concentrated depression.
Best JD song
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

To the radio!
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight

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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
Reminds me of something Chris Morris may have come out with for Jaaam if it was slowed down by two hundred percent...
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
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this is 'fuck off' overproduced by martin hannett take 4

That combination worked surprisingly well. The world needs more music videos like this.
I have nothing important to say
I always thought the teletubbies were a bit surreal actually.
But probably every children's program seems surreal when you turn of the original sound, change the picture to black and white and put in some depressing music...

EDIT: Oh, yeah and then of course there's this:

"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
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