Poll: Best Star Trek Porno?
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View poll results: Best Star Trek Porno?
Spock's ****
0 0%
Spock's **** II
3 27%
Anal Sluts 9 Featuring Spock's ****
2 18%
Dunno any other characters than Spock cos ur not a nerd
6 55%
Voters: 11.
#1
Arguably better than actual Star Trek yea?
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#2
Deep Throat Nine.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#3
Give Dong and Prosper
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#4
william shat her
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
Quote by 剣 斧 血
Deep Throat Nine.

I'd like to see this get beat.

tho

Star Trek: Voyeur
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#8
jfc
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#13
Search for spunk
Bass Gear:

Mensinger: Speesy
Fender Precision 1989 (CIJ Rosewood)
Fender Steve Harris (CIJ)
Lakland J Sonic 5
Epiphone Explorer
Maruszczyk (custom) Jake

Ashdown CTM 100
#16
Enter (Katie) Price
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#17
Let's not forget episodes:

Trouble With Nipples
The Naked Time (w/ Lieutenant Uhura)
The Vaginalerie Part I
The Vaginaleria Part II
The Return of the Herpes
I, Bush
Journey to Baby
A Private Little War
Spock's Cain
For The World Is Hollow and I Have Touched This Guy
The Cloud Minors

And that's just original series
#19
I'm assuming I, Bush is a play on I, Borg, which is from TNG
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#20
Star Trek III: The Search for Cock
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#24
Quote by jugglingfreak
"Sex Trek 2, The Search For Sperm"

That's a real prono, by the way.

The blow up dolls in that where completely lifeless. Watching it made me feel like some perverted creep.
#26
Quote by Thrashtastic15
tfw you actually know the video being referenced


yeah

at first I was like how is that related and then I was like "oh yeah, star trek, 24yo virgin, ha."

#dunce
#27
Quote by Thrashtastic15
tfw you actually know the video being referenced

oh god why did i have to watch it again part of me just died