#1
She is a LOVELY LADY D:<
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#2
April fools me into thinking she's human when she's really an angel.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
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April fools me into thinking she's human when she's really an angel.

because angels are without matter they are not individuals. every angel is a species.
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#5
The one person I remember meeting named April was a whore.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#7
April come she will.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#10
Careful, guys. It's her time of the month.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
<------- Ohhhh yeaaaaah
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#13
April is a terrible, I miss May already. Why'd she have to leave us ;_;
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