#1
dae have a serious and intimate relationship with a mlp plushie that is just as beautiful and legitimate as all these cis-species 'marriages'!?


cuz my SO has vaginal fabric tearing from our passionate love making routine and is holding it against me even tho she enjoys it just as much!!! how do i resolve this?????


also i spilled my jizz jar :-(


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#2
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#3
lol
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#4
Mine is much more casual.
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#6
it would behoove you to consider her feelings more
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#8
please wash it before you give it back
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#9
Not having your jizz stored in a 50 gallon barrel

What a ****ing loser
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#12
Come on who doesn't know about that

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