#1
Anyone got any good junk (e)mail lately? I've got a ****ton of swiffer samples waiting for me apparently.

no ridiculous sex ads though... or do, not my issue.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#2
Oh yeah, some guy proposed to me one time. I've got a screencap floating around somewhere. Let me find it.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#3
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
My name is not Joshua Steven.
Although my middle name is Steven in Spanish, so I guess you can speculate.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
yeah

Dearest one,
firstly i thank you for your response to my email. How is everything over there, i believe that you are in good health and that the atmosphere over there in your country is very nice today? Mine is a bit warm over here in Dakar Senegal.

My name is Katty Desmond i am (24years old) but age doesn't matter in a real relationship so i am comfortable with your age, I am from (Rwanda in East Africa) 5.3ft tall, fair in complexion, single (never married ) and presently i am residing here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country some years ago.

My late father Dr. Philip Desmond was a politician and the managing director of a (Gold & Mine Industry) in Rwanda in East Africa before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my father and mother in cold blood. I know that i should have waited for our relationship to last a while before i tell you all this secret, but because of my situation here in the camp, and i don't want to die here, please understand me.

Right now, as i am talking to you, i am the only person alive in my family, and I managed to make my way to a near by country (Senegal) where i am leaving now as a refugee under the care of a Reverend Pastor and i am using his computer to send these message to you now.

Please do not be offended for this message that comes from me, its just that i don't know what else to do, because my situation here as a refugee is giving me a great concern, therefore i will like you to consider my situation as an orphan, and be kind with me, as i am putting the whole of my trust on you without fear, though i don't know who you are before, but i believe that you can not betray it at the end.

I have contacted you because of my difficult situation here in this refugee camp, It's just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.

I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to, all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is the pastor (Rev- Paul Divine ), who is the pastor of the ( CHRIST DE SAVIOR MISSION ), here in the camp he has been very nice to every body, but we are not leaving with him rather we are leaving in the hostel, which is divided into two sections, one for the male, and the other for the female.

The Pastors Tel. number is (+221-776653157), if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me (katty) he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here, i don't have any right or privilege to anything be it phone or what ever, because it's against their law.

My love I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

NOTE; Please listen to this (please it's a secret, even no one knows about it except the Reverend father that knows about it),

I have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me, which i will send to you latter, because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading Foreign bank which he used my name as the next of kin, the total amount, is $7.6 ( Seven Million Six Hundred Thousand US Dollars).

So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you. I kept this secret to people in the camp here, the only person that knows about it, is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.

So, i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone because i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.

Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you. I like honest and understanding people, truthful and a man of vision, hardworking and GOD fearing people.

My favorite language is English and i speak French very fluently. Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have a lot to tell you, the attached are my pictures. Have a nice day and think about me, awaiting to hear from you soonest.
Your beloved onelovely




bitch be thirsty
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Last edited by Trowzaa at Apr 3, 2015,
#8
[Random Bank I'm Not With] needs verifying". Boring.

What makes me laugh though is when they use an email address with their own name in it. legit as ****.
I have nothing important to say
#9
Quote by Joshua Garcia
My name is not Joshua Steven.
Although my middle name is Steven in Spanish, so I guess you can speculate.

you should have played him for his money sweetie. low down dirty bitch style
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#10
Quote by Pastafarian96
you should have played him for his money sweetie. low down dirty bitch style
I don't think my parents would like the idea of me marrying a long distance man who randomly emailed me for his money.

Edit: But then again, they barely supported me marrying my anime waifu.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 3, 2015,
#11
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Izkusiš lahko, kako je sodelovati z ostalimi vodji in vidiš na lastne oči, kako je voditi uspešno, tržno orientirano podjetje.

Prijavi se do 1. maja 2015, in se poteguj za neponovljivo življenjsko izkušnjo! Pot te lahko vodi še naprej, do CEO Adecca Skupine, enega največjih podjetij na svetu.
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O Adeccu
Zaposlitev je eden najpomembnejših dejavnikov v življenju vsakega od nas. Zato je dobro vedeti, da vam pri iskanju želenega dela lahko pomaga ekipa izkušenih strokovnjakov. Adecco je največje podjetje na svetu za področje zaposlovanja. Iskalcem zaposlitve pomagamo najti delovno mesto, ki ustreza njihovi izobrazbi, izkušenosti in nadarjenosti. Poleg prostih delovnih mest pa ponujamo tudi koristne informacije in nasvete s področja zaposlovanja in iskanja zaposlitve. Obiščite nas na www.adecco.si.

V primeru, da ne želite več prejemati tovrstnih obvestil, prosim pošljite mail, s ključno besedo ODJAVA na student@adecco.si

Basically they want me to become a capitalist pig.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#12
oh, lordy...
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#13
rwandans are hotter than i thought they were
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#14
nah.

Brazzers stopped sending me spam. i think they figured out they were essentially giving away free porn.

snail mail? i get two credit card offers from 5 different banks almost every day.
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#15
i have reported this thread for spam. ts you should be expecting a notice from UG that will state that you have been warned for this event

if you wish to continue ug, i would suggest that you never spam again

regards,
baby joel
member of the ug team squad
leader of the lost boys
college dropout
a not dead man
aka baby joel
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#16
Last I checked my AOL mailbox, there were nearly 50,000 e-mails. That was probably five years ago. I wonder how many are in there now.
Free Ali
Free Lard
#17
i thought this was a spam thread



which is only acceptable as


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#19
Came here to check if somebody had posted a picture of spam yet, good job
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Void is a wanker that's why

#22
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this is a good post

no, it's a gr8 post
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#24
Quote by So-Cal
still haven't tried spam

It's saltier than the sea and slightly reminiscent of cat food but oh my god is it delicious. If you really want to experience spam, go to Hawaii.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#26
Quote by Pastafarian96
It's saltier than the sea and slightly reminiscent of cat food but oh my god is it delicious. If you really want to experience spam, go to Hawaii.

This may seem like a joke description but it's pretty accurate
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


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Void is a wanker that's why

#27
I used to love spam when i was a kid but i kinda stopped and havent eaten it in 10+ years. Last time i gazed upon it, it made me dry heave


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
Quote by JamSessionFreak
I used to love spam when i was a kid but i kinda stopped and havent eaten it in 10+ years. Last time i gazed upon it, it made me dry heave

I've had it once about as long ago. though I don't remember if I liked it or not

on topic, I rarely even look at my spam folder. but when I do, all I see are like penis enlargement pills and fake dating websites. oh and some fully chinese emails
#29
The worst has to be the emails that say something like "Your email has exceeded its limit and has been locked until you verify your account" and pretend to be AOL.

Like, as if the logo and general legitimacy wasn't fake enough, they've ironically been sending me those for years.

Wish I could block them, but they seem to use a different email every time.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
Hey, this one is fun.



Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#31
i got 3 from zenimax today asking me to download elder scrolls online

lol no thanks
ggg1 ggg3

.
#32
From 'chintuwa'

Nice to meet you.
My name is Miss Favour Madi, please i want you to contact me via my email(favourmadi@hotmail.com) i have something very important to share with you.
Have a blessed day
Favour

PM spam now, I must be getting popular
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#33
the only spam i've gotten in the past year is one advert for sunglasses

nobody wants to be my friend or marry me
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#34
I remember getting one of those Nigerian General emails with P.S. written as 'post scrotum'
#35
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You can trust him, he's driving a BMW 5

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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#36
I still get emails from beautifulpeople.com

don't actively use the site but I definitely click on every email I get to see who is CHECKING ME OUT LOL.
#37
Quote by Xiaoxi
You can trust him, he's driving a BMW 5

A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#39
Quote by Pastafarian96
From 'chintuwa'

Nice to meet you.
My name is Miss Favour Madi, please i want you to contact me via my email(favourmadi@hotmail.com) i have something very important to share with you.
Have a blessed day
Favour

PM spam now, I must be getting popular

I got this one as well