#5
Yeah but only if you suck his aswell afterwards. It also likes to cuddle and poop noodle inside urethra.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#6
Quote by Ometh
Yeah but only if you suck his aswell afterwards. It also likes to cuddle and poop noodle inside urethra.


#11
Quote by Magicant
At least the Pit does
Yeah, but the Musician Talk forum is pretty good, amiright?
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
I agree
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Apr 4, 2015,
#13
Time is a concept we apply to a dimension our senses are ill-equipped to perceive. UG doesn't "suck now. It never started sucking, but it will also never stop sucking.
PM me for newts
#15
Quote by StewieSwan
Time is a concept we apply to a dimension our senses are ill-equipped to perceive. UG doesn't "suck now. It never started sucking, but it will also never stop sucking.

Just a heads up- halfway through your point, you stopped talking about UG and started talking about your mum.
Free Ali
Free Lard
#23
this is all I know so I can't say anything about it ever being better.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#25
Quote by chrismendiola
Suck me off.

this is underrated, the guy who did it in the one thread deserves a medal


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#26
suck me off jam
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#27
D:


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#29
D:<
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30


bringing the October 2014 classics back
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#31


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#34
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.