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#1
17 million dollars.


How best do I get some of his money?
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#2
i would suggest killing him and assume his identity for the rest of your life

i think this is a solid plan
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#3
Pics or he's a Nigerian prince
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#4
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Pics or he's a Nigerian prince



I know it sounds ridiculous, but he won a medical malpractice lawsuit against a hospital.
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#5
Get him drunk and give him the best dome he'll ever have. He'll wake up gay and you will have someone to share your wealth with. Just don't cheat on him with Pablo the pool boy.
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#6
Be his best friend.
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#7
Fake getting kidnapped and put a ransom on yourself. If he's really a friend, he'l buy it.
If he's not, then lol get #rekt.

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I know it sounds ridiculous, but he won a medical malpractice lawsuit against a hospital.
Oh dang. I thought he won the lottery.
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#9
Hang out with him.
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#12
Just hand out with him a bunch and make him love you like a brother then he'll maybe start buying you cool shit of his own free will
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#15
if he's not a dick he'd share some of it with you anyway.

hey if I win the lottery (not a lawsuit) I'm sending all you pit regulars $250 AU for Christmas. seriously, I'm going to send you all money.

I expect none of you to return the favour.
#16
In theory Stewie's story is true, but some details are innacurate.

friend = asian flute
hospital = music store
malpractice = broken
medical suit = refund
17 million = 17
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#17
Seventeen, lol, more like Shmeventeen!
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#18
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friend = asian flute

Story of Stewie's life
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#20
Quote by Pastafarian96
if he's not a dick he'd share some of it with you anyway.

hey if I win the lottery (not a lawsuit) I'm sending all you pit regulars $250 AU for Christmas. seriously, I'm going to send you all money.

I expect none of you to return the favour.


*excitedly open mail*
*find 250 Australian dollars*


Ohhhh! Th-thanks man. Really you shouldnt have
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#22
You :shekel: and stuff.

Alternatively, suck him off.
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#23
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Story of Stewie's life



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#27
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what was the malpractice?



Incorrect dosage given resulting in brain damage, cerebral palsy, and some other breathing conditions for their newborn. Happened like 7 years ago but they just won the case.
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#28
Holy SHIT is that messed up...


And here you are, still trying to weasel some money out of him smh I knew you were a shitlord, but not to that degree...
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#29


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#30
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Holy SHIT is that messed up...


And here you are, still trying to weasel some money out of him smh I knew you were a shitlord, but not to that degree...



gotta look out for numero uno
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#31
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Incorrect dosage given resulting in brain damage, cerebral palsy, and some other breathing conditions for their newborn. Happened like 7 years ago but they just won the case.


holy shit

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#32
Come up with a good business idea that he can fund. But yeah, just treat him like before, a lot of people will start to treat him differently, so most likely he will appreciate you treating him like before and therefor probably give something to you.
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#33
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Come up with a good business idea that he can fund. But yeah, just treat him like before, a lot of people will start to treat him differently, so most likely he will appreciate you treating him like before and therefor probably give something to you.



We're honestly not close at all. He was more of that guy whose mom was friends with my mom. I'm just tryin' to make a quick buck ykwis
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#34
I have a feeling you don't really "win" a medical malpractice lawsuit.

Unless he got lucky and was awarded a shit ton of money for something minor.


Yea just read the thread. Wouldn't call that winning.
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#35
suck his dick clean off his pelvis
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#37
Quote by StewieSwan
We're honestly not close at all. He was more of that guy whose mom was friends with my mom. I'm just tryin' to make a quick buck ykwis

Then try the business idea, keep it up for a few months and then disappear with the money. Or if the business runs smoothly, keep up with it.
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#38
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i would suggest killing him and assume his identity for the rest of your life

i think this is a solid plan

this is what I did with baby joel
#39
But if you are actually serious about this and trying to fk over this family for some money, you can burn in hell and **** right the **** off. Make your own ****ing money you leech.


Simply take out a life insurance policy on the kid, wait the required amount of time, and put the poor child out of his/her misery
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#40
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treat him exactly as you did before. he will value how you are not a shitty person.

Serious answer ^


Joke answer:
I don't have one.
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