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#1
Hello, Pit! Long time, no see.
Here comes a random post from me, not really random, but more of a post. Now, I know many of you are younger pit monkeys and won't remember me or my friend/user butthead which will make this post seem pointless and wtf but I'M SHARING IT ANYWAY. So, you will read it and you will like it.


(I promised him I would make this post years ago if it ever happened and it did so I'm posting!)


Backstory: I'm a girl (of course). I used to play a lot of guitar and originally had gotten on UG to get tabs and other tips from players. I saw the pit and thought, oh what the hell I'll post in it. I lived in the pit for 3 years. Was a regular, all that good stuff. People knew me. I was somebody!!!

One day, I came across the e-marriage thread which was just some fun little ol' thing we had started on the pit to find yourself a fake hot lover (ooooh babay!) From there,I met butthead (user on ug, look him up) and we talked and talked. Started talking out of UG to talking on skype, the phone, and traveling cross country to attend concerts together and chill out with each others' friends and family. Never would I have thought I would make such an awesome friend over the internet that now, had been my real life friend that wasn't through a cpu and monitor. We started having feelings for each other like all young creatures do and we asked each other out and started dating, moved in together, etc. Fast forward 7 years and he has proposed to me and we are getting married! And why are we getting married? Because of UG of course! Without UG, we wouldn't have met each other or knew each other had existed.


So, this is a post thanking each and every one of you in the pit. Especially the ancient users like me...even newbies that I have no idea who you are or anything! I appreciate ya'll!!


TL;DR:
Me and my now fiance' met on UG 7 years ago and are now getting married. Thanks UG!! And yes, this is real. I'm not making any of this up to chap your ass.
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#7
Holy bajesus. I remember you (granted, a little vaguely) and that's awesome! Congrats you two.

Guess I won't be getting dem digits.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
Thank you all! It is most exciting!
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#12
That is an amazing story, congratulations

I've met incredible people online and through UG as well.

Best of luck to you two
ggg1 ggg3

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#14
Quote by chrismendiola
Nice.

However-



This is some crazysam23_ATAX/bdof shit right here.

KIFFLOM
#15
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Josh, when are you gonna propose to me
Wait, am I the male of this relationship?

I assumed I was the female because you're always telling me what to do and I always do it for some reason.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 5, 2015,
#18
Actually, taken out of context, that does sound pretty sexist.
I'm sorry females and feminists.
Edited for sexsim-free commenting! :3
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 5, 2015,
#19
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Wait, am I the male of this relationship?

I assumed I was the female considering I'm basically your b**ch and all.

I don't know if it'll make you feel better but I thought you were the female, mostly because that aging gentleman wanted to marry you.
#21
Quote by Pastafarian96
I don't know if it'll make you feel better but I thought you were the female, mostly because that aging gentleman wanted to marry you.
It does. :3
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia

Guess I won't be getting dem digits.


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#25
Quote by slipknot5678
Sexist ****!

This was kinda my thought while reading even the changed version

And I'm the queen, pls use your head Josh
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

Last edited by FireFromTheVoid at Apr 5, 2015,
#28
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
And I'm the queen, pls use your head Josh
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#29
christ almighty i remember you. You married a pit monkey.


A PIT MONKEY
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#32
You're marrying a guy named butthead?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
Last edited by theogonia777 at Apr 5, 2015,
#33
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
disgusting
I'm sorry, queen.
Marry me??????
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#36
This is p cool. I think someone else also got married to a fellow pit monkey yeah?
#37
lol butthead.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#38
daaw, congrats pretty cool story


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#39
Quote by TheChaz
This is p cool. I think someone else also got married to a fellow pit monkey yeah?

Yeah, I seem to remember another couple with a similar story. That was a while ago now.

Congratulations though. It's genuinely quite nice.
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