Poll: Favorite testicle
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View poll results: Favorite testicle
17 57%
The other one
21 70%
Voters: 30.
My left one is bigger than my right. Do I have cancer?
Quote by Axelfox

Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
I don't have a favorite. I punch them both equally as I climax.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
the one that goes inside your mother's mouth

oh wait that means i like both of them equally
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
ur dad begs to differ
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I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
the one in your mums mouth ha ha

Edit: god damn it someone beat me to this post what
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Apr 5, 2015,
Quote by Wormholes
You people have more than one?

No, we all started with 1 but you're meant to slice it into 2 when you turn 10.
You should probably do that now.

*edit, just make sure you have some tape at home for sack patch.
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Apr 5, 2015,
i have three so it's hard for me to pick
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
My right testicle is weird, when I first wake up and shower it looks lumpy and oblong, but then it goes back to being normal looking. Is my testicle like Dr. Jekyll?
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I can't really say as I'm a castrati.

You mean it was bitten off by that furry?

Yeah, I haven't forgotten. Yiff on, brother.
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Left or right?

Mine is Lefty.

I came in this thread thinking 'obviously left' and then I saw the OP
Right, doesn't cause me any trouble (yet...)
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Shakespeare - Macbeth
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My left one is bigger than my right. Do I have cancer?

i don't play favorites with my boys. i love all my (potential) children.

i do worry about righty sometimes tho. he tends to get sore when i sit down the wrong way or squish him between my legs. (and i'm not even a fatty)