Poll: Favorite testicle
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View poll results: Favorite testicle
Lefty
17 57%
The other one
21 70%
Voters: 30.
#2
My left one is bigger than my right. Do I have cancer?
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#3
Right.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#5
I don't have a favorite. I punch them both equally as I climax.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#7
the one that goes inside your mother's mouth

oh wait that means i like both of them equally
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#10
ur dad begs to differ
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
#13
the one in your mums mouth ha ha


Edit: god damn it someone beat me to this post what
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Apr 5, 2015,
#15
Quote by Wormholes
You people have more than one?


No, we all started with 1 but you're meant to slice it into 2 when you turn 10.
You should probably do that now.

*edit, just make sure you have some tape at home for sack patch.
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Apr 5, 2015,
#16
i have three so it's hard for me to pick
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#17
My right testicle is weird, when I first wake up and shower it looks lumpy and oblong, but then it goes back to being normal looking. Is my testicle like Dr. Jekyll?
#19
Quote by Pastafarian96
I can't really say as I'm a castrati.

You mean it was bitten off by that furry?

Yeah, I haven't forgotten. Yiff on, brother.
#25
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Left or right?

Mine is Lefty.

I came in this thread thinking 'obviously left' and then I saw the OP
#29
Right, doesn't cause me any trouble (yet...)
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Shakespeare - Macbeth
#30
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
My left one is bigger than my right. Do I have cancer?

yes
#32
i don't play favorites with my boys. i love all my (potential) children.

i do worry about righty sometimes tho. he tends to get sore when i sit down the wrong way or squish him between my legs. (and i'm not even a fatty)
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