#1
???
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#2
Were you planning on licking the salt off afterwards?

That's some weird foreplay not going to lie
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#4
Sure. Gonna hurt like hell though, best if it's someone else's wound.
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#6
Stitch it up. If they dont want stitches but the edges are too cut up for glue, put them under for a sec and help them out
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#7
personally i like to rip up a lemon whenever i cut my finger




#8
Bromentosis just went full pedo-dominatrix.

Yes, and the safety word is cucumber.
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#9
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personally i like to rip up a lemon whenever i cut my finger

Oh how wonderful, I was sucking on the limes from my gin and tonics earlier.

So tasty and my vitamin C for the month.
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#11
yeah, my ex girlfriends do it to me all the time ~~~~~~~~~~
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#12
Yeah that's y u should salt ur face

Meaning your face looks like you have a huge gash on it

Which you actually don't meaning i'm calling u ugly

I'm not very good at this
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#13
it's not that bad unless you put a lot of salt onto it.

not like citrus juice or alcohol where it's liquid and spreads into all the exposed cells and stuff.
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#14
Don't know man, could be seen as assault and you could get sued. You'd smell the lawsuits as soon as you waltz in the room.

#15
only if its an anal wound, momen.
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