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#1
God is so complex, he can only have been created by an intelligent designer.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#2
Quote by Neo Evil11
God is so complex, he can only have been created by an intelligent designer.

There is no god. Checkmate everyone
#3
Quote by sam b
There is no god. Checkmate everyone

So I lost again? I am so bad at chess
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#5
Quote by Wormholes
The big bang theory is so real, it's still just a theory.


Checkmate nerds.

The big bang was caused by god. He had mexican food just the night before.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#6
If God designed us, then where are the labourers who actually built everything?
Or are we just drawings?

Mere lines on the canvas of existence?

checkblaze
#7
Particles created God then God went back in time to create particles so that particles are God.

Checkers.
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by ultimate-slash
If God designed us, then where are the labourers who actually built everything?
Or are we just drawings?

Mere lines on the canvas of existence?

checkblaze

The ants are still amongst us.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Quote by ultimate-slash
But if god is a designer, then who built the ants?

Uno

The bacteria
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#11
Quote by Neo Evil11
So I lost again? I am so bad at chess

'A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.'

Well, actually the winning move is shooting your opponent before he can defeat you, if you like being melodramatic preferably with a 'Checkmate Gun'. (Just in case you don't believe me: http://www.checkmateguns.com/)
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#13
Quote by ultimate-slash
But bacteria don't have hands...

Yahtzee ants

bacteria evolved into ants.
Quote by Carmel
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#16
no because god is everywhere and inside all of us so he is always ****ing everyone all the time
#17
Quote by Wormholes
no because god is everywhere and inside all of us so he is always ****ing everyone all the time

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#18
this thread is the worst thing I've seen all week, and that includes someone's fist travelling directly towards my eyes.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
Quote by Pastafarian96
this thread is the worst thing I've seen all week, and that includes someone's fist travelling directly towards my eyes.

What was a fist doing near your eyes? And did it travel their for business or pleasure?
#20
It was sent as an envoy of a certain message, which I managed to avoid and it passed my eyes and entered into a vast emptiness, taking the sender of the message flying into the emptiness with it.

Really must tell Mike to stop drinking so much.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#22
1. e4, e5
2. Bc4, Nc6
3. Qf3, d6
4. Qxf7#

Checkmate Atheists
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#23
Except the bible says that god is eternal and has always existed, and thus didnt need to be created.

Checkmate atheists.
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#24
it's so cute when atheists think they discovered something for the first time
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#25
Quote by JESUSFREA343
Psalm 14:1

"The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God...."

I am a fool yes.
Quote by Carmel
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#26
god is dead

lung cancer, very tragic
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#27
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#29
Quote by ultimate-slash
It also fits perfectly in other holes.

Checkmate, your mom

A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#30
Quote by Neo Evil11
God is so complex, he can only have been created by an intelligent designer.


I have no problem with that.
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#31
Quote by ultimate-slash
It also fits perfectly in other holes.

Checkmate, your mom

Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#33
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
but then who created the intelligent designer?


i just rekt ur mind bro



Turtles all the way down...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#36
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
but then who created the intelligent designer?

God

It's an endless loop
#37
God didn't need a creator. He just is.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#39
Quote by JackSaints
God is dog backwards

Checkwoof

Lets kill god then.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#40
Quote by ultimate-slash
It also fits perfectly in other holes.

Checkmate, your mom


I've always wondered about this tbh.

how can anal sex be a sin or unnatural if...