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#1
take this bird from this or any similar picture



photoshop this face to it



and caption it with 'they dont think it be like it is but it cockado'

this is all you need to know so get to work maggots


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
Hahah excellent it will be put to good use


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#6
bald bears are the funniest shit


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#7
Quote by VillainousLatin
10/10 work right there. You a professional photoshoper? I would buy your products.

This might be hard to believe, but I actually managed to make that masterpiece in ms paint. It just takes years of getting to know the program and getting a feel for all the different functions really.

I do not charge money for my work as I think art is not a commodity that should be bought or sold. It can simply be experienced.
However, I will sleep with you so you can show me how much you appreciate my work, but only if you have really hawt bewbs.
#8
Quote by ultimate-slash
This might be hard to believe, but I actually managed to make that masterpiece in ms paint. It just takes years of getting to know the program and getting a feel for all the different functions really.

I do not charge money for my work as I think art is not a commodity that should be bought or sold. It can simply be experienced.
However, I will sleep with you so you can show me how much you appreciate my work, but only if you have really hawt bewbs.

I don't think you should put restrictions on when he can sleep with you to show his appreciation. It's about love, not hawt bewbs.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#9
I very much agree that it is about the love, but as I do not have the time to go about sleeping with everyone, I had to come up with very restrictive criteria with regards to the people I'm willing to sleep with.

Those criteria just happen to be hawt bewbs
#10
Quote by ultimate-slash
I very much agree that it is about the love, but as I do not have the time to go about sleeping with everyone, I had to come up with very restrictive criteria with regards to the people I'm willing to sleep with.

Those criteria just happen to be hawt bewbs

FYI I don't have hawt bewbs, so don't come to my town.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#12
Quote by ultimate-slash
I'm willing to make exceptions for people with really nice butts though

Damn it. I hope you're not close to Amstelveen then. Cause I wouldn't be able to refuse after that awesome shoop.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#15
Quote by UltimateGuizar


That's actually very good.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#17
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Thank ya

By the rules of this thread you should now let someone have sex with you so that person can show his appreciation.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#20
oh thanks guizar. i already used ultis version for thing tho. still glorious


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
Quote by UltimateGuizar
Huh, didn't read that bit.
I was wondering why nobody shooped anything.

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
where is stylin rylan when you need him


rip my homeslice
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#24
im kinda surprised gary hasnt posted the bird with sams face on it and something about quadrupling in size tbh


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
Quote by slipknot5678
first time clicking on this thread

LOL

and i just now realised how relevant the pic is lol


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#27
Quote by ultimate-slash


Imagine the amazing stuff I could create if I a) had photoshop and b) knew how to use photoshop

Holy shit that is frightening.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#28
Yo slash use gimp 2.8, it's totally free and pretty similar to photoshop. also has lots of tutorials and guides online


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#30
nah but horse people freak me out a bit


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
Quote by JamSessionFreak
nah but horse people freak me out a bit



****ing hell those are scary.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#33
Jfc, this shoop request thread turned into an animal-themed nightmare inducement thread.
If I can't sleep tonight because I imagine hearing the sound of hoofs outside my bedroom window, I'm holding you responsible neo!
#34
Quote by ultimate-slash
Jfc, this shoop request thread turned into an animal-themed nightmare inducement thread.
If I can't sleep tonight because I imagine hearing the sound of hoofs outside my bedroom window, I'm holding you responsible neo!

Imagine being raped by those things.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#35
Quote by ultimate-slash
Jfc, this shoop request thread turned into an animal-themed nightmare inducement thread.
If I can't sleep tonight because I imagine hearing the sound of hoofs outside my bedroom window, I'm holding you responsible neo!


you wanna know what's more nightmare inducing than anything in this thread?



I mean come on you know what demographic this was really made for.
#36
Quote by Neo Evil11


****ing hell those are scary.

I like their hoof shoes
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


Quote by Momentosis
Void is a wanker that's why

#37
Quote by slipknot5678
you wanna know what's more nightmare inducing than anything in this thread?



I mean come on you know what demographic this was really made for.


Quote by Neo Evil11
Imagine being raped by those things.

Oh god
#38
I said no bs ffs


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#40
You're doing fine but there are two ****ing horse gimps and ponies a few posts up


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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