#2
OH HO HO HO GOOD ONE not fgt.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#3
no, but there was this one time when we had passionate anal sex.
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile




#5
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Last edited by necrosis1193 at Apr 11, 2015,
#6
Quote by MinterMan22
To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile





Can't remember who posted that??
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Apr 11, 2015,
#7
grade a thread right here


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#10
allergies
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#11
Quote by MinterMan22
To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile



Any thread where this can be used somewhat in context is a winner
#13
That ass has teeth! RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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#14
Quote by MinterMan22
To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile

This is pretty much the only credible thing anyone can say on this thread.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#15
who even posted that ^ originally hahah


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#16
Quote by Acϵ♠
OH HO HO HO GOOD ONE not fgt.
You never have anything positive to say about anything, do you?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
You never have anything positive to say about anything, do you?

Ace really needs to listen to a copy of this before he posts in the pit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vD4GkmpsuI
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#18
Where can I get that little elephant painting?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#19
This is quite a coincidence, because I seem to have gotten my dick stuck between my friend's tits...
#20
Quote by ultimate-slash
This is quite a coincidence, because I seem to have gotten my dick stuck between my friend's tits...


That's crazy man, a friend of mine fucked up her mouth the other day while she was chomping on some muff.

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2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 32-15
#22
I know man. Personally I don't get the appeal, but hey, she's the one eating it. I just hope she knows that muff that dark doesn't come from America!
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-84
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 2-1
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 32-15
#23
Quote by ultimate-slash
This is quite a coincidence, because I seem to have gotten my dick stuck between my friend's tits...

People need to appreciate animal puns, jokes and metaphors more


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
Quote by MinterMan22
To be honest, the thought of putting your dick in a hot girl's ass is pretty much the entire enjoyable part. An anal cavity is extremely smooth, with no ridges to give a heightened sense of friction. It's especially awful and dull with a condom.

But give that little guy a smooch? OMG, it's wonderful (after a shower obviously).
Especially when you do it to a girl and it's HER first time??? My goodness, nothing better than seeing that first shocked little gasp, followed quickly by a quick confused smile

I'll fight you Be stealing my catchphrases and shit.
#27
Dude you edit, like, a lot.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#28
Quote by Fat Lard
are you serious. this is the lamest, gayest, shittiest april fool's joke i've ever seen give me my name back please you ****ing children. Special characters and all better be intact.

wot

I don't get it. I mean I understand the Navy Seal thingy 'cause that was something I did but I never even said this shit.
Last edited by chrismendiola at Apr 12, 2015,
#29
Quote by Fat Lard
are you serious. this is the lamest, gayest, shittiest april fool's joke i've ever seen give me my name back please you ****ing children. Special characters and all better be intact.

hehe.

ace sux.
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#30
ace said the bit that you're quoting. He's desperate to hang onto Carmel's name and influence as long as he can, hence the desire to keep special characters.
and yeah, jg is right. Ace doesn't ever say anything positive lol
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#31
it also made him look really dumb
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me