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#1
Come up with bogus inspirational quotes about life.

'Life is like operating a wastewater treatment plant: If not done right, you'll get a lot of complaints about people bathing in shit.'

Go!
#3
Life is like... you're the runt of the litter no matter who you are
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#4
Overcoming the struggles of life is like always getting the last invitation to a party and by the time you get there, there was no more sandwiches and being able to accept it. You know that you can come in and try to pick up the crumbs and hope that at some point things will change and you will show up and be able to eat the sandwich.
#5
Life is a basketball and chain, brother.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#6
Ах, так вы не пьете и не курите?
Хорошо для вас: вы здоровым умрете!
#7
Life is like my penis.
Hard.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Life is like getting boned by other people while also boning other people.

Basically, life is just a giant orgy of everyone ****ing each other over.
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#9
Life is like a rubbish washing machine. You go round and round and come out broken and torn.


Buy a decent washing machine.
#10
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Life is like my penis.
Hard.

I thought you were going to say finishes very quickly
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#11
Quote by So-Cal
life is like a melon baller

totally pointless but you have one anyway
#12
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I thought you were going to say finishes very quickly
Nope. Just long and hard.

Actually, short and dissatisfying.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Oh wow, life is in fact very much like a penis.
Sometimes it's long and hard, sometimes it's short and just kinda hangs there flopping about. Sometimes the ladies really love it and sometimes guys love it too. But most people prefer to have it nicely tucked away because they're afraid others might point and laugh because theirs doesn't seem as majestic as most, not realising that other people keep theirs away from plain view for the exact same reason and that they only point and laugh so they don't have to admit their insecurities.
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Apr 14, 2015,
#14
You forgot to mention the part where some people naturally suck at it for a living which makes others feel better.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#15
Sometimes, it's also diseased. Both penii and life have that in common.
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Life is like my penis.
Hard.
Wrote this while I was at work.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
Quote by ultimate-slash
Oh wow, life is in fact very much like a penis.
Sometimes it's long and hard, sometimes it's short and just kinda hangs there flopping about. Sometimes the ladies really love it and sometimes guys love it too. But most people prefer to have it nicely tucked away because they're afraid others might point and laugh because theirs doesn't seem as majestic as most, not realising that other people keep theirs away from plain view for the exact same reason and that they only point and laugh so they don't have to admit their insecurities.

It also has a lot of flare at the beginning before being more and more consistent in appearance as you go down. You try and cover up your childish past by making it seem as mature as your present in front of your peers in the same way that your foreskin covers your glans over when you pee in a urinal next to someone.

Unless you're gay or Jewish of course.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Apr 14, 2015,
#23
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you 'gonna get.

I know, totally original.
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#24
^booooooo
Quote by Pastafarian96
wow, that got dark

Life is like a computer monitor: Sometimes it's dark, but don't forget that it can also have puppies and rainbows and boobies and stuff
Last edited by ultimate-slash at Apr 14, 2015,
#25
Life is like life
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#26
Life is like Baby Joel.

It ruins everything you've ever loved.

And he cannot ban me for saying that because I don't like myself.


Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#28
Quote by chrismendiola
Life...
is life.


la laaaa la la la life is life

Quote by ultimate-slash
^booooooo




Life is like sex with TS' mom, sometimes it's rough and exhausting, and sometimes it's gentle and euphoric

My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
Last edited by BjarnedeGraaf at Apr 14, 2015,
#32
Anyone not dying is dead
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#33
Quote by ultimate-slash
Oh yeah? Well, life is like your mom in that literally everyone has had a piece of it


booooo


My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#36
life is misery anxiety and saying stupid things, occasionally eased by whiskey and cats
#37
Quote by ultimate-slash
Come up with bogus inspirational quotes about life.

'Life is like operating a wastewater treatment plant: If not done right, you'll get a lot of complaints about people bathing in shit.'

Go!


were you watching the stream?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#38
Quote by chrismendiola
Life...
is life.

HMU, Iceland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nfStPqa5WQ

Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
la laaaa la la la life is life




Life is like sex with TS' mom, sometimes it's rough and exhausting, and sometimes it's gentle and euphoric



this ^ version is way better


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Apr 14, 2015,
#40
Quote by whywefight
Life's like what my wife's like

easy?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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