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#1
this is a very serious thread

no joking pls
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
Do any of you pee with your pants all the way down?
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#3
^ no.

Im srs I swear
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Facesitting is a violation of freedom of speech, because how can you speak when you have an ass covering your face?
#4
Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
Do any of you still compete with your friends to see who can piss up the wall the highest?
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#6
Quote by Baby Joel
this is a very serious thread

no joking pls

jokers will be banned without hesitation
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#7
Quote by Baby Joel
jokers will be banned without hesitation

I seriously think that is not enough. Jokers should be brought down before the population of the Pit and executed publicly. Only then will seriousness prevail.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#8
Quote by Neo Evil11
I seriously think that is not enough. Jokers should be brought down before the population of the Pit and executed publicly. Only then will seriousness prevail.


That made me laugh so it was an obvious joke and not serious enough.
#9
You know, you guys aren't being very serious :/
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#10
So a black guy walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a shot of your finest drink."
The bartender gave him a shot of one of their most finest drinks.
He then proceeded to drink the shot.
He payed the bartender and said "Thanks."

Then he left.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
Quote by JackalUK
That made me laugh so it was an obvious joke and not serious enough.

I think you should be banned for finding anything humorous.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#12
More than 3 people died today.


No joke.
Quote by zgr0826
My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


Quote by JustRooster
I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#13
Schroedinger's equation is actually wrong because it doesn't consider relativity.

No joke.
"If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
Lewis Carroll
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
So a black guy walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a shot of your finest drink."
The bartender gave him a shot of one of their most finest drinks.
He then proceeded to drink the shot.
He payed the bartender and said "Thanks."

Then he left.
Black people paying for things too funny ban please


Quote by So-Cal
well i know he ruined the pit and stuff but i wouldn't go that far
Even better jokes! More bans!


(The Pit has always sucked, that's why we're all here)
#19
Come in.
Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
I also have to do that. Cottaging this weekend
#20
Quote by Jon777
knock knock


The front door's rusted shut, could you come around to the side door?
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#22
You didn't capitalise in the thread title.

I don't think you are being serious at all, in this thread or in real life. I believe you are a walking joke.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#23
Quote by theguitarist
You didn't capitalise in the thread title.

I don't think you are being serious at all, in this thread or in real life. I believe you are a walking joke.

I think his lack of seriousness deserves the punishment he himself came up with.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#24
Quote by Jon777
your front door is rusted shut? you really should get that fixed, dude


I've been meaning to, but money has been so tight ever since the surgery that I haven't been able to justify it when the other doors still work.
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#26
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#27
Quote by necrosis1193
The front door's rusted shut, could you come around to the side door?

whats wrong with the backdoor? is it too dirty or sumtin?
KIFFLOM
#29
Quote by theguitarist
You didn't capitalise in the thread title.

I don't think you are being serious at all, in this thread or in real life.


I believe you are a walking joke.

it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#30
Quote by sonic_hippy
whats wrong with the backdoor? is it too dirty or sumtin?


Look, I'm just not a fan of people coming in my back door. It's no big deal, alright? The side door works just fine, I even got rid of the carpet so it feels really nice.
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#33
Starvation is one of the most common causes of death in the world
When people starve to death, they die through diarrhea.
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#34
i've been taken away i've been taken away

by a shark skinned man..
i don't know why i feel so dry
#35
Quote by Wormholes
I just sneezed like ten times in two minutes, am srs

yer gonna die.
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#39
nice




#40
Quote by Masquirina
Don't take manbearpig cereal they said, and now look who's cereal. Now look.

nice




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