I made myself a PB&J and I took a bite out of the sandwich and as I did this my dog smiled and started eating his leg. I'm not sure if I had something to do with this. Am I some kind of wizard or was it just a coincidence? Does it have anything to do with quantum mechanics?

This is a serious thread, but I am not sure if I should post it under 'serious thread' because it's a personal issue.
Definitely wizard. Test it though, make a bacon and eggs sandwich and see if it makes your dad start filing taxes.

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if it is a personal issue that you would like to be discussed out the serious thread, feel free to PM the people that you want to.

Otherwise, it belongs in the serious thread.

Do not make this mistake again
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superman is killing himself tonight