#1
Heard some weird shit before lecture started.

“do you guys know where I can get playboy? There’s a pony on this month’s cover and I want it”

Someone suggests subscribing to it

“I don’t know how I feel about subscribing to playboy. I’m not really into humans”

This really happened. On Monday he wouldn’t stop taking about 4/20 and Hitler’s birthday.

I need to sit on the other side of the auditorium.
#5
nah man. you need to document this guy for posterity. and also keep tabs on him so you know when to tip off the fbi about him.

#6
I hope you heard of his online handle so you make sure to ban him if he ever signs up to use UG.
#7
Well at least he's not racist.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
His user name is PonyFan119482994
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#10
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His user name is PonyFan119482994

never forget
One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


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Void is a wanker that's why

#11
Quote by steve_muse
His user name is PonyFan119482994
Pretty sure UG doesn't have 1 billion users.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Actually, I meant to say one hundred million, but you see my point.

Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#14
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Actually, I meant to say one hundred million, but you see my point.


Nah, that's just the members who registered today
WHAT A
HORRIBLE
NIGHT TO
HAVE A
CURSE.
#15
Is he ******ed? Just go to any store.

Also are you still in undergrad damn dude.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#16
Quote by Amuro Jay
Heard some weird shit before lecture started.

“do you guys know where I can get playboy? There’s a pony on this month’s cover and I want it”

Someone suggests subscribing to it

“I don’t know how I feel about subscribing to playboy. I’m not really into humans”

This really happened. On Monday he wouldn’t stop taking about 4/20 and Hitler’s birthday.

I need to sit on the other side of the auditorium.


Jay why didn't you make the friends with him?
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#17
Please describe his appearance, I bet it's just as embarrassing.

I'm gonna throw out a guess and say it involves a fedora and trenchcoat.