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#1
To explain my hiatus, several months ago I became one with my inner horse and realized that typing with hooves was a difficult process and eating grass on a nice Suffolk pasture was the way to live my life. I've realized I've become a much happier man horse.

So what's your otherkin?

Nah just bullshitting you guys, though 4realzies, if you were an animal, what would you be?
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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#2
id be a rabbit cause all the sex olololololololololololololol
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#3
While tripping on acid my friends declared my spirit animal a shark. That makes sense and sharks are koo
#5
Snake/Scorpion hybrid.
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#6
okay, the shitpost font didn't work, woteva


I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing ******ed but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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#8
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing ******ed but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

*fap fap fap fap fap*
#9
Wolf because I am a lone wolf.

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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#10
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Wolf because I am a lone wolf.

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No, you're Joshua Garcia
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



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#11
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No, you're Joshua Garcia

this is true
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#12
joshua garcia has now been banned due to an identity fraud because he thought he was a wolf but really he is a joshua garcia
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#14
nice try but ima not ban you so easily
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#15
hawk.

though I'd rather be a tiger but if I was some lameass poacher would prob shoot me.
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#16
hawks are legit awesme. best bird by far
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#17
I would be a dog, a German Shepard to be exact.
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#19
Pug
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#21
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joshua garcia has now been banned due to an identity fraud because he thought he was a wolf but really he is a joshua garcia
Thank you baby joel, you helped me to realize who I am again.

I almost forgot what I really am...

A fallen angel

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No regrets.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Apr 25, 2015,
#22
Oh hai horsedicky!!! :wave:

I, as we have previously discussed, would be a Narwhal. Beautiful unicorn of the sea. -

Apache, what are your preferred pronouns?
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#26
Ах, так вы не пьете и не курите?
Хорошо для вас: вы здоровым умрете!
#27
Some sort of domestic dog, maybe a Keeshond or something.
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#35
I am Jedikin obviously. You must address me as "Master" and use my preferred farewells of "May The Force Be With You".
#36
i dont think i need to specify


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
I found out a couple of years ago that I'm a direct descendant of snake worshipers, and it just happens to be that snakes are my favorite animal.

I'd totally be a snake. Ksss, mofos.
#38
a unicorn cause I am majestic as ****!plus unicorns have a horse's dick and are also horny.... wink wink
#39
i identify as a bald eagle, when in my presence you may shed one single tear
#40
It's really tasteless to make otherkin the butt of your insensitive jokes, shitlord.
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