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theres a story to be told, of a man or rather more of a an orangutan. when he came out he daddy slapped his head and held him by the elbows upsidedown over a balcony and said 'boy you talk that jive you get whipped again' and he talked that jive, see our lackadaisical devient of a deviated mind was only tryin to live this life. so he started pickin the peppers out the devils dirty unmentionable and he met jesus christ himself who told him to spout his down doublin wheat grass razzmatazz and the lord said: it is all good, brothaman

now be the desciples and fluff yo feathers for the water bird, cuuh kaw cuuh kaw
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#2
Quote by Thomasoman
razzmatazz
?

But seriously, quit being dumb, yo.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
ayo listen kid


I love the threads, honestly. The Pit always needs threads like this.

But I would advise not making so many in such a short amount of time, because you will likely get banned for just posting spam threads. Gotta work your way into the system a bit more, if you want to get away with spam threads whenever.

good luck :y:
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#7
baby joel, your is broken
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#9
is it? lemme try again


:y:
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#10
Quote by Baby Joel
ayo listen kid


I love the threads, honestly. The Pit always needs threads like this.

But I would advise not making so many in such a short amount of time, because you will likely get banned for just posting spam threads. Gotta work your way into the system a bit more, if you want to get away with spam threads whenever.

good luck :y:


i agree. baby joel and i have refined this technique.



if you quote this post joel you will see that i have bested you
i don't know why i feel so dry
#11
eastwinn's is broken too

hmmmm
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#12
yes i knewyou would i hate you :mad:
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#13
Quote by Bladez22
eastwinn's is broken too

hmmmm


you could call it broken, yeah, but to me it seems like...

...an intended functionality
i don't know why i feel so dry
#15
all of your smileys are broken

noooo


why you do this?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#16
sorry for ruining UG
:upto:
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#17
joel is a scrub and keeps breaking them with [i]'s
i don't know why i feel so dry
#18
i hate you :mad:
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#19
why baby joel?

why?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#21
eastwinn has ruined me :sad:
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#22
Quote by Baby Joel
banned

Banned*




#23
Quote by Baby Joel
eastwinn has ruined me :sad:


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i don't know why i feel so dry
#24
scroll down
then go into the control panel thing or wherever the bit is so I can ignore you and all your posts
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#25
You know you can select "disable smilies in this post" under the text box, right?
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#26
.scroll down
then go into the control panel thing or wherever the bit is so I can ignore you and all your posts
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#27
I aint gettin into shit and i barely post, go eat an orange, punk.
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#28
the son of god's been martyred in every language so put that in yo dmt pipe and smoke it, amateur hour
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#29
I'm going to make some chicken chili/gumbo tonight. I'm not really sure what it should be called as it will have chicken, rice and beans and other things that I have in my fridge.

That seems vaguely Cajun, right?
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#30
Quote by snipelfritz
I'm going to make some chicken chili/gumbo tonight. I'm not really sure what it should be called as it will have chicken, rice and beans and other things that I have in my fridge.

That seems vaguely Cajun, right?

needs andouille

and okra
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#31
You get a shiver in the dark
It's raining in the park but meantime
South of the river you stop and you hold everything
A band is blowing Dixie double four time
You feel alright when you hear that music ring

Well, now you step inside but you don't see too many faces
Coming in out of rain to hear the jazz go down
Competition in other places
Oh, but the horns, they're blowing that sound
Way on down south, way on down south London town

You check out Guitar George he knows all the chords
Mind he's strictly rhythm he doesn't want to make it cry or sing
Left-handed old guitar is all he can afford
When he gets up under the lights to play his thing

And Harry doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene
He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright
He can play the honky tonk like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the Sultans, with the Sultans of Swing

And a crowd of young boys, they're fooling around in the corner
Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles
They don't give a damn about any trumpet playing band
It ain't what they call rock and roll
And the Sultans, yeah, the Sultans, they play Creole, Creole

And then the man, he steps right up to the microphone
And says at last just as the time bell rings
"Goodnight, now it's time to go home."
And he makes it fast with one more thing,
"We are the Sultans, we are the Sultans of Swing."
#32
Quote by jakesmellspoo
needs andouille

and okra

I don't have any of those. I'm broke until Friday so I'm just going with what I have laying around like an onion and some habanero peppers.
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#33
Quote by snipelfritz
I don't have any of those. I'm broke until Friday so I'm just going with what I have laying around like an onion and some habanero peppers.

that's ok. okra's gross anyway.

i've been able to tolerate it in Gumbo a few times, but for the most part blech.

wikipedia also says gumbo's seasoned with a spice made from sassafras roots.

interesting.
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#34
Quote by Baby Joel
ayo listen kid


I love the threads, honestly. The Pit always needs threads like this.

But I would advise not making so many in such a short amount of time, because you will likely get banned for just posting spam threads. Gotta work your way into the system a bit more, if you want to get away with spam threads whenever.

good luck :y:

he didnt listen :sad:
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#37
ayy lmao
This guy is above us all, he is the wisdom of tomorrow people!!
Again another ingenuous mind has been banned.
What is this government hiding?
I am looking forward to his next post.
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#38
Quote by Baby Joel
he didnt listen :sad:


Why should he, he's been here longer than you have...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#39
kapow.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#40
just rattled the rat tat tat rod on the jive hive a score a times and out i emerged, a groovy feathered bird. so i said cukaw cukaw motherf ucker and lo n behold was delivered
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