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#1
k this place is next level, here's the deal

it is 160 km^2 or 62mi^2

there are 35000 current citizens living there

if you adjust for ppp, it has the highest gdp per person

it has 1.5% unemployment rate

it is the world's largest provider of ceramics

it has more registered companies than people (35001+)

taxes are pretty funky but it's pretty low relatively

100% literacy

in 2006 it was ranked as the world's best education system

no army, it is completely neutral

the police force for the country has a total of 87 field officers

real estate isn't ideal, but it's still less than living in Manhattan


so yeah who will join me
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#2
nerd
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#4
Quote by Baby Joel
k this place is next level, here's the deal

it is 160 km^2 or 62mi^2


Nowhere to go

there are 35000 current citizens living there


The whole country will know your sex life

if you adjust for ppp, it has the highest gdp per person


Money is for capitalist scum

it has 1.5% unemployment rate


So did Nazi Germany

it is the world's largest provider of ceramics


What is this 650 bc?

it has more registered companies than people (35001+)


Companies are people

taxes are pretty funky but it's pretty low relatively


Taxes are theft. Funky theft is still theft.

100% literacy


Right up there with North Korea, huh? Commie scum.

in 2006 it was ranked as the world's best education system


It's easy to educate 4 children

no army, it is completely neutral


Have fun dying when Russia invades

the police force for the country has a total of 87 field officers


Great place to rob

real estate isn't ideal, but it's still less than living in Manhattan


What place on earth isn't?


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#7
I'm really unsure whether that is an adbot or not
A poem.
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#9
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I'm really unsure whether that is an adbot or not

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#12
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kitchenstein

woah




#13
sounds cool as long as it's warm

give me a weather report
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#14
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kitchenstein

led by the great Lord Kitchener III:



Who left Britain to rule the tiny nation of Liechtenstein.
A poem.
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#15
You realize these sorts of places are where the rich move in order to escape the poorer rabble? It's not some golden land of opportunity where you move there and instantly are making 6 figures.
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#16
also, Liechtenstein and licked-in Stein
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#17
whats liechtenstein? isnt that a song by rammstein?
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#18
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sounds cool as long as it's warm

give me a weather report

ew




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#20
I've always wondered what the immigration system is like for this country, San Marino, and Monaco.

I'm guessing you basically buy your way in and then you can evade taxes happily ever after.
#22
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#23
At first I was completely with you into that country, but that guy over there totally destroyed your idea.
Sorry, I dont want to be a commie in a Russia-controlled country :/
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#24
I thought Liechtenstein was for greedy rich people who want to not pay taxes and drink $300 bottles of champagne while pretending to know how to ski.

Also

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German isn't a language, it's the sound of dogs barking.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
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I thought Liechtenstein was for greedy rich people who want to not pay taxes and drink $300 bottles of champagne while pretending to know how to ski.

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#26
what, are you all poor or something?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#27
Quote by Baby Joel
k this place is next level, here's the deal

it is 160 km^2 or 62mi^2

there are 35000 current citizens living there

if you adjust for ppp, it has the highest gdp per person

it has 1.5% unemployment rate

it is the world's largest provider of ceramics

it has more registered companies than people (35001+)

taxes are pretty funky but it's pretty low relatively

100% literacy

in 2006 it was ranked as the world's best education system

no army, it is completely neutral

the police force for the country has a total of 87 field officers

real estate isn't ideal, but it's still less than living in Manhattan


so yeah who will join me

I will join you if you give me info on:
- the language they speak
- the climate/temperature distribution over the year
- their attitude versus immigrants.

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#28
-They speak a form of German closest to the Swiss German.
-weather is reported to be mild, and in the winter there's skiing and stuff from the mountains.
- idk about attitude but it's probably lame idk
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#29
Quote by Baby Joel
-They speak a form of German closest to the Swiss German.
-weather is reported to be mild, and in the winter there's skiing and stuff from the mountains.
- idk about attitude but it's probably lame idk

Contradiction much? I am not going to country with such bad winters that skiing is possible. **** that shit.
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#30
100% literacy?

As an American i'm having a hard time believing that.
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#31
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100% literacy?

As an American i'm having a hard time believing that.

I think you are just jealous that your country has worse education, less literacy, and a much much much higher unemployment
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Contradiction much? I am not going to country with such bad winters that skiing is possible. **** that shit.

shut up :mad:
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#32
europe sux lol




#33


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
No let's go to Santiago, Chile: fun city stuff, mountains, forests, rivers, beaches, palm trees, , etc.

#36
im totally down with chile, llamas 4dayz


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
Yeah ok but what about getafe?
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#40
Quote by Baby Joel
hiking

huu

mountains are goat


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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