#1
whats up bros

finished this semester yesterday. feeling aiight

wby guys. what you guys ^ to. lets bro out, bros. ive got no work until tomorrow and no school until a couple of weeks from now

topics to discuss~~

school

work

ladies--ive been under a dry spell for a few months now. need to get back on my game but girls at work are too young/off limits. bars are too grimey and parties--**** that. im gonna start hanging around school more often and cop me an educated lassie
pinga
#2
school - what is school

work - what is work

ladies - what is ladies
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
3 more weeks and I'm out for three months. Really need to get a job in the summer to stay busy.
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#4
School - ain't been to school in 5 years now fam

Work - is boring. I go to work and get paid to do very little all day because the colleague I'm responsible for keeps getting ill. Boring.

Ladies - what is ladies?
#6
congrats on finishing, i finish at the end of May, i have so much work still
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#7
school - i got a summer class and then i'm done!

work - i gotta get a summer job!

ladies - gettin' that tinder slash
#8
i will die before i finish this semester
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#11
Sure if you're into rednecks, fat chicks, or 20 yr old single mothers
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#13
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i will die before i finish this semester

yea

really i've just got one paper and a bunch of easy exams but same

work is ass **** the avengers ugh
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#14
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i will die before i finish this semester

i know this feel


um actually kind of excited for life a bit. having a billion drugs helps a lot, but yeah i'll do some dinky community college stuff for a while till i get completely readjusted and then i'll go and do things
i'm a lot more anxious about a job. i don't know why but it kind of terrifies me so yeah idk
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#15
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i know this feel


um actually kind of excited for life a bit. having a billion drugs helps a lot, but yeah i'll do some dinky community college stuff for a while till i get completely readjusted and then i'll go and do things
i'm a lot more anxious about a job. i don't know why but it kind of terrifies me so yeah idk

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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#16
school - tomorrow is my last day as an undergraduate at university. many feels will be felt.


work - i just teach like 10 guitar lessons a week right now and they are good kids so it's pretty chill. will need to find some more work this summer tho

ladies - i plan to ask out this hawt red head tomorrow so we shall see
#17
Hi there.

I'm at work for another 4 1/2 hours.

I've been having all of these weird thoughts about actually being a responsible adult lately. nothing along the lines of settling down or anything, but actually thinking about a career and being less of a general shitlord.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#18
sup

school - I've got two more weeks til the semesters over. I'm calm like a bomb

work - It's chill bro. Pay is decent and coworkers are cool and all. Get to meet cool people

ladies - There is one lady in my life.

all I want to do now is grab a beer and chill

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#19
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Hi there.

I'm at work for another 4 1/2 hours.

I've been having all of these weird thoughts about actually being a responsible adult lately. nothing along the lines of settling down or anything, but actually thinking about a career and being less of a general shitlord.



ok but what about school and ladies brah?
#20
School: School kinda sucks and I find myself less and less motivated to care (note: redundancy) each passing minute I'm in class. I've got to conduct a study that will be a huge part of two final grades but I haven't started with it yet.

Work: Work sucks, but whatevs. The only reason I stuck with this job is because I was pretty much promised a promotion but as soon as I tried to capitalise, it turned out that I can't have it because I can't give full availability with scheduling. I can't be bothered to change jobs, but we'll see how it pans out because this is a very reliable source of income (albeit, little income).

Ladies: My relationship is dope.
Free Ali
#21
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ok but what about school and ladies brah?

I already won school, maybe grad school like 5-10 years down the road, but I'm playing it relatively loose these days.

Ladies. Ugh, it's been far too long for this man. I'm trolling the online dating crap/tinder occasionally, but I'd rather just meet/seduce some lovely girlie irl at this point. Some petite, short-haired blonde qt with pixie-like features and a sense of adventure and lofty ambitions.

That said, I'll settle for a quick, dirty ****.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
sex sux lol




#23
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sex sux lol

there's a lot of sucking for sure when i'm with ur mum
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#24
school - shit blows. will be over soon after writing some stuff and doing some other stuff

work - in a few weeks i will be helping tiny underprivileged kids play with clay and paint some sick stuff. that's in between when they learn about math and letters and garbage and stuff. i don't get paid a lot, it's primarily a volunteer thing. high school kids volunteer as assistants but they mostly dick around. gonna tell them to fuck off and stuff.

ladies - got an interest who's interesting and interested. about 4'11" and pretty and stuff. she's friends w/ me on facebook so i think she's seriously into me

stuff - surplus
i don't know why i feel so dry
#25
I got a new class starting on Monday for school and I'm pumped

work - chill for the first time in months, for at least a few weeks

ladies -- my 5th anniversary is coming up on cinco de mayo
My God, it's full of stars!
#26
Just finished classes today. Sucks. They make me wait 3 months before I get to go back.

I may look for a better job for the summer. Meh...

What are ladies? Those things that don't talk to me?