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#1
Rich privileged woman has gone into hospital due to potentially having baby.

Discuss

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#3
REAL WOMEN give birth NATURALLY none of this cesarian abomination

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#4
If they call it Diana then they're morons
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#6
took me a good 30 seconds to realise what you were on about
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#7
I don't care either
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#8
I kind of like how, in this day and age, they didn't want to find out the sex of the baby. I hope that they carry that sentiment on long after the birth and don't tell anyone about it at all. Ever. Let's pretend it doesn't exist.
#9
Did you know that women used to give birth more or less standing up (midwives said it was easier and less strenuous for women)? It was only when that French king Louis XIV decided that he wanted to see his babies heads coming out that it then became the normalised, institutionalised procedure we know today.
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Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
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#10
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I kind of like how, in this day and age, they didn't want to find out the sex of the baby. I hope that they carry that sentiment on long after the birth and don't tell anyone about it at all. Ever. Let's pretend it doesn't exist.


They're confirmed shitlords for not giving their first baby a gender neutral name.

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#12
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They're confirmed shitlords for not giving their first baby a gender neutral name.

They're raping my mind, Lyle.

I did not consent to this knowledge entering my brain, but they're inseminating my mind with it anyway.
#14
Quote by steve_muse
Did you know that women used to give birth more or less standing up (midwives said it was easier and less strenuous for women)? It was only when that French king Louis XIV decided that he wanted to see his babies heads coming out that it then became the normalised, institutionalised procedure we know today.

Interesting. I did hear that the laying down position is a pretty shitty choice so this would make sense. Didn't the good ol' sun king also make people who approached him suck his man tits as a sign of obedience or some shit?

And the fvck is this thread about?


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#15
omg i cant wait to find out what the baby is called and stuff! i've been looking forward to this for 9 months! It's the most amazing thing ever!
I have nothing important to say
#16
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took me a good 30 seconds to realise what you were on about

I don't care either


I still have no idea what this thread is about. I don't care either.
#17
Woman has successfully had baby.

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#18
Which woman please respond


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#19
The future Queen

longing rusted furnace daybreak seventeen benign nine homecoming one freight car
#20
Oh right, you guys are gettin a royal kid


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#21
Simon McCoy summed it up last time

"Plenty more to come from here of course, none of it news."
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#22
such an embarrassing nation #voteyes
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#24
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Wonder if anyone gives a shit?

can confirm that most of the people who actually cared about the first royal child in Australia now don't care about the second one along with the rest of the nation.
A poem.
Quote by yoman297
no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#25
the monarchy need stripping of their privileges and need to start working for a living. Discuss
#26
Must be hard once the kid finds out that people were pissed off about her brother not being a girl.
Until then, happy preaching.
#28
I thought this was going to be about TS accidentally impregnating a woman.

Should have known better. No one in the Pit has ever had sex.
Seattle Seahawks


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#29
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Should have known better. No one in the Pit has ever had sex.
i did once but it was scary my willy went all hard that's never happened before
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#30
I heard if that happens, you should go see a doctor and they will cut it off. Problem solved
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


Quote by WCPhils
at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#31
I've heard that if you rub it long enough it pukes out some kind of liquid. This likely means that your urine is contaminated
Quote by ErikLensherr
Did you hear about the cockney Godfather?

He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
#33
Quote by SkepsisMetal
I thought it was government policy to stop people who don't work from having all these kids..





Royal baby shouldn't be headline news, but it isn't exactly a bad thing tbh
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#34
you are so dumb
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#36
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
you are so dumb


who?
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#37
nobody knows

everyone and no one
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#40
Quote by Baby Joel
*modernise




you're dumb, Bob
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
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