Poll: Do you?
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View poll results: Do you?
Yes, all the time.
4 24%
Yes, when I can't handle it anymore.
8 47%
1 6%
Lambe-me os culhões
4 24%
Voters: 17.
Do you? I do, all the time. Most of my farts are silent and whenever I have a chance i'll do it. What do you think about it? Do you condemn people who do this? Do you do it yourself? What about family members: do you fart in front of your mom or dad? Discuss.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
I'm cockblocked regularly by my appearance and personality.
Most of the time it's silent ones in public places. At work it's worth a laugh if with the right people. As far as my parents, it depends but I don't hold back too much. My dad rips farts with complete disregard for anything, and actually so does my mom in certain situations, so we good.
I mean I try not to be obvious and loud about it but im sure people have noticed. Everyone farts eventually.
How else am I meant to assert my dominance over everyone else other than depriving them of oxygen and forcing them to smell methane my body produced?
Free Ali
I like to pretend that farts don't exist and I avoid doing it at all costs.

also fart jokes are the worst.
honestly i've never thought about it

do i?
i don't know why i feel so dry
loud and proud baby
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.